The internet wouldn't allow this

Well yeah, it's clearly a size queen. If you can't compete with size, then you need deep, hard thrust.

It's one pound per foot you moron!

/s

It's a derived unit of torque. Pound is already a measure of force.

Pounds are a unit of money. lbf (poundforce) is a misnomer, it’s actually the pressure required to stamp the King’s portrait into a £1 coin. Slightly changes with each monarch – or by a lot whenever they switch to cheaper materials because of devaluation. The frequent redefining of poundforce is now a major consequence of Brexit. /s

I don't know what the imperial system standards committee was up to, but I've never met a slug that was 32.2 lbm

Lb is force. Mass is Slug in imperial. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slug_(unit)

Mercifully, g=9.8 everywhere on Earth's

Big nope. It depends not only on height, but also on density of stuff under ground.

Sure. How much does water in a 1ft × 2ft × 3ft aquarium weigh?

In metric, an equivalent calculation is 30 cm × 60 cm × 90 cm = 3 × 6 × 9 dm^{3 = 162 𝑙 ≡ 162 kg of water, and if you're pedantic, the *weight* is around 1620 N or closer to 1590 N for 𝑔 = 9.8 m·s}-2^. All calculated in my head.

People who grow up almost anywhere else on earth can also tell how big something is based on their experience with metric. That's not something inherently based on the imperial system. The same way you go "oh that's about 3 feet", we go "oh that's about 2 meters".

And of course, switching systems overnight is insane, people are used to imperial, you're right. But at the very least do what Britain did, and have both systems in parallel at the same time, everywhere. And in time, people would get used to metric too.

We know them.

And you can't learn new things?

You should start by adopting metric in anything remotely scientific. Like

• voltage ✔️
• current ✔️
• power ❗ - horses are no longer really relevant, not to mention this - at least appliances use watts
• pressure ❌ - we got lucky that 10⁵ pascals is around 1 atmosphere so use Pa or bar, not mmHg or PSI
  • BTW, PSI is a dumpster fire of an abbreviation, the correct one is lbf/in²
• force ❌ - the lb/lbf confusion is not worth it when we have newtons
• energy ❗ - joules and watt-hours are both fine, calories, electronvolts and TNT-tons less so, but don't use BTU which nobody can really comprehend, or gasoline-gallon-equivalents that nobody knows how to translate to anything else
• gun caliber ✔️
• engine volume ☑ (it's cm³ or ml, not cc FFS)
  • strange that motorcycle and gun enthusiasts are the few users of metric length & volume measurement in the US - too bad that these two measurements are never really used in calculations or conversion
• torque ❌ - this post says Lb-Ft which is wrong on so many levels
• data ✔️ - OK but data rates should be abbreviated MB/s or kb/s, not kbps, Kb/s, kbit/s or Mbit
• wire diameter ❌❌ - holy shit, AWG is such a mess - larger wire is smaller number and the formula is so insane that people use lookup tables, also you're afraid of decimal or negative numbers so large wires are 00, 000 etc.

Can you imagine having different units across the world for voltage or data? Like a 2¾-lemon battery or a 2 million floppy hard drive. That would be absolutely insane.

There is an awful lot of inconsistency in the imperial system too, like pound being abbreviated lb, P (in PSI) or even £, or miles being mi or M in MPH

"we know them"

quick, how many barleycorns in a gunthers chain?

And that's just what they'll do

These cheeks were made for clappin.....

You guys are impossible to please. Fine! We're going with our third option: BangBus.

Bussy aka Boy Pussy is a way of referring to a literal male asshole when you intend to use it for anal sex.

Try it without the "e"