Hello am business goose.

Alas, it does not.

企鵝 is penguin. By itself, 企 means to stand on tiptoes, or to expect something. It's also the first character in 企業, business. Sometimes business is abbreviated as just 企.

But "commitment" in English doesn't literally mean 'commercial glove noun' just because 'com' can be short for commercial, and mit means glove.

Well at least the world is still a vast hellscape. Unless you got a good point to make against that too.
- Nope, vast hellscape.
- In spite of all of our problems, this is the first time in the history of modern civilization when we have gone 70 years without a major war between world powers. Every year, fewer people lack running water and electricity around the world. While climate change is a problem, emissions are projected to peak in the next few years and decline thereafter. Inflation is going back down, unemployment is still low in most places, and fears of a recession have cooled off.
  
  It ain't heaven, but it's better than it could be, and many things are trending in a positive manner.
Great analogy. I’ll admit I thought you had a stroke mid-sentence.
Ahem. I'm still on my tiptoes, awaiting the meaning of the second character in "business."
- Ugh.. it's business. Chinese does that sometimes. 業 means line of business, trade or occupation.

You could do this all day with Vietnamese. Kangaroo is bag mouse. Orca is assassin fish, giraffe is a long-necked deer. Etc.

Dutch has a lot of good ones!

Hippo: Nile Horse (nijlpaard)

Leopard: Lazy Horse (luipaard)

Sea urchin: Sea Hedgehog (zee egel)

Seal: Sea Dog (zeehond)

Skunk: Stink Animal (stinkdier)

Turtle: Shield Toad (Schildpad)

Slug: Naked Snail (Naaktslak)

Porcupine: Spiky Pig (Stekelvarken)

Edit: formatting
- Leopard: Lazy Horse (luipaard)
  
  I've looked it up and apparently leo is lion and part is leopard or panther. So it's a lion leopard. English and Dutch have the same etymology, and German too, all your examples are the same in German.
- While this is kind of fun, it’s also kind of frustrating. Like when Merriam Webster tries to define a word for me by using the word. Frustrating: having a quality or qualities that frustrates.
- Hippopotamus comes from the Greek words hippos (horse) and potamos (river). So literally "river horse".
- So this is why Indonesian names for hippo, sea urchin and seal are weird af. They are actually direct translation from their dutch names!
- Norwegian
  
  Hedgehog: Needle Swine (pinnsvin/
Wow that’s a big bouncing animal! Kind of reminds me of-
“A mouse. Like a big mouse with a bag.”
…Good idea sir.
- Sylvester agrees.
German has Killerwahl (killer whale) for orca
- So does English, no?
That's adorable
Somewhere, out there, there's a language that does NOT have any funny details like this. Those who speak it have the maximum enjoyment potential when learning out.

Enjoy some AI generated business goose

I very much enjoyed this!

It's more like "standing goose"

That's still wonderful though.

Goose is literally just "I" and "Bird"

Bussiness iBird

Sounds like a new apple drone that spys on you
- That's not how this works. 我 in 鹅 is a phonetic particle, implying yi, (y)e or wo pronunciation (like in 義/义, 俄 and 哦 respectively). 鸟 is a semantic particle, indicating a bird, like in 鳳/凤, 鷹/鹰 or 鴨/鸭

Tuxedo Scuba Bird

Now I’m picturing penguins having nonstop business meetings about fish and vendor relations in Antarctica.

"Hello sir can I interest you in some flounder?"

wtf do you mean 'but remember'. i hate this stupid setup. that has nothing to do with anything

I think it does. World is a hell scape but at least there is this charming bit of logic to hold on to. Helped me get through the day.
- I agree with you. It's important to find anything that can help you retain some sanity. I love animals, cute things, language, culture, and China. This is very endearing to me. This stops me from immediately walking into traffic.