2023 NFL Week 3 Sunday Football Gamethead

I'm glad to see the Broncos getting blown out. I hope sphincter-mouthed Sean Peyton never wins another game. There are few coaches that I really can't stand, but he is at the top of the list. Okay, he's second to Bobby Petrino, but it's a close second.

Jesus christ blown out is an understatement. I don't think I've ever seen 70 points.
- Broadcast said it was the highest score since the 60s!
He had Drew Brees for like fifteen years and made one super bowl. He's such a fucking clown

Did not even know Jimmy Graham was still playing until he rubbed salt into the wound with that TD

I thought the same thing. The saints scored and I was like GOD DAMM---jimmy graham is still playing?...huh. anyways FUCK.
This is a man who REFUSED to catch when on our team. And refused to run or fall forward or do much of anything positive. All my homies hate Jimmy Graham.

Broncos fan here. The Dolphins should have kicked the field goal.

Right?! What's 3 more points gonna do for the D's morale? It's almost worse that they didn't. Nothing worse than pity from your opponent
McDaniel didn't want Payton's name to even be mentioned as part of history. He wants to erase him completely.
I couldn't believe the disrespect when they didn't or didn't even go for the record.

Holy shit is this the most Kirk Cousins game of all time? Throws for over 350yds 2 TDs, has like 6 red zone chances only to throw a hurried pick in the endzone after they refuse to just spike it and stop the clock.

I'm not even a Vikings fan and I was in awe of them NOT CLOCKING THE FUCKING BALL!! WTF!!! I'm like clock it, clock it, clock it, wtf are you doing???? CLOCK IT, CLOCK IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT, (snaps ball) jesus, finally, omg a pick, they deserved to lose that game.
- Why have two chances when you can just have one? Also kudos to the vikings fans for making it so loud their own qb can barely even hear the play call. Embarrassing
- It's like they watched the recent SecretBase series and said "how can we fuck up bad enough so we get in the next one?"
That was pretty rough to watch. They got like 3 seconds chances on that drive and still fucked it up.
- What a fitting end to that shit show of a game lol
The Vikings vs Chargers game was the most Vikings and Chargers game ever. Staley going for it at his own 20 when Vikings have no timeouts. An easy interception bounced off someone's own face turns touchdown. Cousins burning 25 seconds after a first down conversion to stay alive for no reason whatsoever. Both teams should've lost tbh.

This Vikings Chargers game makes me feel like both teams deserve to be 0-3

Definitely one of those games where you kinda wish both teams could lose.
- After seeing how it played out I'm convinced there needs to be a rule change to allow this in extreme circumstances.

As a Broncos fan, I feel more disrespected that they DIDN'T kick that field goal. Now my team sucks and I don't even get that feeling of witnessing history.

Such a bizarre decision! Could've gone down in history but nah

Add this live thread on my phone and I've just about got everything I need for the night 🤓

We need more activity in these! I will reply to literally anyone that replies to one of my comments. Discussion ftw!

I'm a Packers fan, feel free to talk all the shit, open invite!

Having watched the ELF championship until now, anything interesting going on in the NFL games right now?
- What is ELF?
  
  And yeah the morning/early games are all underway. Most games are still pretty close. I've got RedZone on so I'm keeping tabs on all of them. So far Baltimore and Miami appear dominant, Green Bay can't get out of their own way, too early to tell on the other games.

Goddamn I love the dolphins

Those Bills/Dolphins games are going to have the feel of those Squish the Fish games of the 90's, as long as Dumb Josh doesn't show up....
Going for it on 4th and Goal while up by 20 is just outstanding.
- McDaniel and Campbell are without a doubt the most fun coaches in The NFL right now.
Funnest team in football RN

Knitting a pattern that requires actual attention, and attempting to RedZone at the same time, may have been a mistake 😅

Have you tried putting down the Tea in your hands?
- I'm British. You know not what you say.

I did not have Taylor Swift going tothe Chiefs game cheering for Travis Kelce on my Eras Tour bingo card - but I’m 1000% here for it

Kelce filling that blank space like a hole in the zone.

Wow. Could've got the record, took a knee. Can't say I agree with it, especially because Payton didn't even bother to respect it. Fuck Sean Payton

Can't wait to hear Payton blame Russ for the Defense getting teabagged for 70 points

How long until Miami pulls the starters? Do they get to 50 points first?

McDaniel seems like he wants to twist the dagger against Peyton and Rust Wilson.

Happy Sunday everyone

Happy football!

Cmon Gardner, we need a long drive and some points.

ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE
- Thank YOU lemonparty

Lol cowboys

Holy shitting crap. That's it I'm buying a Love jersey.

Make him a tea blanket!

Wow I know the phins are awesome, and the broncos are a dumpster fire.

Ya love to see it
- Seeing Sean Payton getting exposed as an over rated bum that rode Brees coat tails is pretty fun.

Matt Gay for president

Josh McDaniels is a fucking idiot.

Can anyone explain why the raiders opted for a field goal there instead of going for it?
- No, because it makes no sense. There is no benefit to kicking a field goal in that situation. When they were at midfield with like 3+ minutes left it makes a little sense, because rather than burn more time trying to get that last 30 yards, you take three points, try to get a stop, and then a TD gets you a win instead of OT where you can still lose. In last night's situation, if EVERYTHING played out the same they'd have gotten the ball back with a little over a minute and one time out (thanks to the 2 minute warning).
  
  Once they got the first handed to them and moved it to the four....everything changes because of time/position. At fourth and goal from the 4, if you go for it and miss nothing has changed. You still need a touchdown and a stop, but your opponent needs to go 96 yards to the end zone and about 60 for a field goal. You might also get lucky and get a safety, and the ball back with time to spare, and a TD now wins it.
  
  If you kick the field goal from the four (like they did) again, nothing changes. You still need a stop, you still need a touchdown but now, you lose more time kicking the ball off, and have to use all your timeouts to stop the clock. The best case outcome in both scenarios (except for a safety) is that you succeed and hold your opponent to zero net yards. But in the second scenario, you are getting punted to from the 25 instead of the 4, so you have shittier field position, you need to go further down field, in less time, with no ability to stop the clock.
  
  It makes ZERO fucking sense.

Hell of a way to start the game, let's go phins!

Dolphins look SO GOOD. If tua stays healthy I think they're gonna go deep.
- They ain’t got much competition in their division lol
- Defense needs to fix up quick

Wow the cards might actually take this one. I wonder who will have the Cowboys at number one in the power rankings after this?

They should make Warren RB1 just for that block. That was goddamn beautiful

Sam Howell was shook after a couple of hits by Bills and that was all she wrote for Washington. Fins played amazing. Colts were stout vs Ravens on the road. Ugly win, some help from refs, but it's a win.

Fins played amazing

This is a very understated way to say they absolutely shit pumped the Broncos and hung fucking 70 on em.

Not sure even the Witching Hour can help my Packers now. Oof.

Lol, didn't age well ;)
- I'm fine with that!
We're so bad 😭😭😭
- I had a bad feeling about today. But not, like, this bad 😬

Few things make me happier than seeing Pete Carol's DBs completely blow the coverage for a TD

You love to see it. Bonus points when they immediately cut to Carol angrily chewing gum on the sideline.
- The man chews gum harder than a 6th grader with their first roll of bubble tape

Why does it suddenly look foggy in the stadium? Isn’t allegiant a dome?

It's not completely closed in. But it has a roof.
Lil Wayne halftime show apparently

Absolutely sneaky af there from the Dolphins. Nicely done!

That no look shovel was a thing of beauty.
My favorite play of the season so far, and good to see Achane getting some playing time. Everyone on this offense is sooo fast
- Achane is so much fun!
- All aboard the Achane Train! CHOO CHOO!

Apologies to fellow cheeseheads, my husband has chosen this week to start Love for the first time in fantasy. So we all know how that goes.

HOW COULD HE DO THIS TO US!
- His other option was Burrow, can't entirely blame him!

Would love if the refs didn’t throw this game for the Ravens. Terrible no call handed Indy the game at the end

That no-look shovel pass from Tua was a thing of beauty

Just cheeky af

Peterson needs to retire, he's burnt toast.

ive never seen a team so unlucky. wow. vikings destined to never ever win again all based on blind dumb luck

Go Cowboys! Should be an easy game today.

Obligatory fuck the cowboys, but also obligatory yes you are correct.

Feeling my years of smug superiority in our split fandom household slip away as I watch his Dolphins in their celebratory conga. Oh well, as long as one of our teams is dominant at any one time!

Pats fan?