Rule 2
Rule 2
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To some, this would be a forgettable shitpost. To my five year old, a shabby library printout of this would be a prized possession.
Fuckin saved
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Your kid will go to bed at 8 sharp like a clockwork
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WOLF PACK RULE NO 1: CRANK THAT HOG AWOOOOO
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HECK YEAH!!!1?! ARROO
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SLEEP HYGIENE IS IMPORTANT MFERS
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The rules are more like a set of guidelines. You're not really beholden to them.
(Means 'fuck you, I'm not going to bed.')
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The fuck it's not! My wife let's me stay up as long as I want!
...unless it's a work night...
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I'll stay up as long as I damned well please. I do what I want 'cause a pirate is free.
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You are a pirate.
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Hoo boy, I sure love waking up a 3am.
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Rule 3 you have to be awake after 9pm hence the picture poor soul hes only been getting 1 hour of sleep
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Worst buttpirate ever
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Your rules suck
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