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YoBuckStopsHere @lemmy.world

1y ago

Fell asleep while wife was driving home last night, she went above and beyond by remembering how important this was to me...

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Also going 69 MPH? Nice.
- Nice.
  
  Nice
- Nice.

Am I the only one that assumes the wife was driving? OP was asleep on the passenger seat, was woken by their wife for the milestone and took the picture?
- Yeah, it's literally in the title.
  
  which means she took this picture while driving 110 km/h
- "am I the only one" is such a garbage statement. Overused attention seeking hyperbole.
  I came to Lemmy to avoid this Reddit shit
  
  Huh? It's a very commonly-used English expression, nothing remotely related to Reddit
  
  Am I the only one who came to Lemmy for more of that shit?

I hate people that text and drive. Pull over.
- Wife took a picture, there is no texting and driving
  
  I mean, she was definitely using her phone while driving at 70mph. Does it really matter whether or not she was taking a pic or sending a text? It's still incredibly dangerous.

glad she slowed down to 70mph before taking the pic
- If you look closer, you’ll see she’s doing 69.
  
  oh, that would be unsafe on the road
- 70 mph so 110kmh. Basically standing from a German perspective. :)

( . Y . )
- Wide open eyes

The maintenance gets tough after 80,000 miles. She's a good wife for letting you know the good days are done.
- Maybe in the 1970s. Any modern car worth owning will be way more reliable than that if you change your oil regularly.
  We have a 2004 F-150 with 565,000 miles on the original engine and it's still running great. We had to get a new transmission at 240k, and I think that's the only repair it's needed over about $200.00
  
  Lol it was just a joke trying to pretend that the post wasn't because the odometer says BOOBS
  
  Cries in new englandish
- How about 180k?
  
  I got multiple SAABs (Pre GM/1991 or older) to over 1,000,000 miles. Got one to 1,500,000. Never quite hit the golden 2,000,000 mile mark though. Plenty of other people did though. Volvo even has a couple cars that made it to 2,000,000. Don't know of any other brands that will make it that far. Maybe some unicorn of a Honda or Toyota.

Mine got angry at me for taking my picture, but she was talking about her dead dad at the time. (I didn't say a word, just pulled out my camera and snapped the picture).
For context, they were astranged and she was relieved he died.
- insert advice from random r/relationshipadvice user recommending you divorce and immediately go no contact
  
  Hit a lawer, delete the gym. Get a facebook.
- And that seemed like the best time for a selfie to you?
  
  Where did I say anything about a selfie?

What car is this dashboard from?
- My 2011 Nissan Sentra had this exact dashboard.
  Despite the awful CVT I still love that car

Nice
- Nice
  
  Nice

If it ain't foggy at night: turn off your fog lights. They're blinding oncoming traffic.

Boobs

bro that is fucking stupid. Driving at 70 mph on a highway and capturing the “80085” milestone 💀💀

Ah yes, dangerous driving by idiots who don't care if they kill people.
Classic.

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