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Over the chin: bank robber
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Wear the beanie for the job you want, not the one you have!
Time to stock up on balaclavas.
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Mmmmmm… baklava…
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Beanie only covering the crown:
Central banker
Sorry, seemed like the meme was going that way. Deactivating Hitler mode.
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That reminds me of a simpler time when you could assume people were joking when they said this stuff.
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I most certainly was joking. Anti semitism is disgusting, but this joke was irresistible.
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Me, innocent: Oh cuz a central banker is pretty wealthy and powerful, and to only cover the crown would take a very tiny beanie 😂
Wait... Hitler mode? ... 🤯
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Yes, I realised the joke wasn't 100% obvious so I added that bit haha
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Construction workers and fork lift ops make waaaaay more than baristas and mixologists.
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And yet are still less respected by the owner class, because they get dirty.
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For me it's because they block three lanes of traffic on a four lane, and when I drive by at 10mph on a 65mph watching 3 workers watching 1 doing work I die a little inside. And it goes on for weeks or months. And I'm both annoyed and jealous.
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Bottom right works for "balding right wing con man" too
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That's covered by g*mer
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That is a toque, sir.
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Literally the same thing, but regional names. Toque is pretty much only used by Canadians.
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Canadian here, can confirm
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Upper left works at a job with a three-shanty minimum.
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But the shorter ones are objectively worse at their job of keeping your head warm, the sole purpose of a beanie.
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Why do you need to keep your head warm in an air conditioned office?
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I get cold easily.
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Bottom right looking like the Grey Fox
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literally jesse pinkman on the bottom right
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Top left corner built like the fuckin brickster
