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‘Smart toilet’ that takes anal prints wins Ig Nobel Prize

lavocedinewyork.com “Smart Toilet” That Takes Anal Prints Wins Ig Nobel Prize

We have smart phones, smart cars, smart watches and...smart toilets? Well, now we do. Seung-min Park's Stanford Toilet captured an

‘Smart toilet’ that takes anal prints wins Ig Nobel Prize::We have smart phones, smart cars, smart watches and...smart toilets? Well, now we do. Seung-min Park's Stanford Toilet captured an

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The Ig Nobel Prize (/ˌɪɡnoʊˈbɛl/ IG-noh-BEL) is a satiric prize awarded annually since 1991 to celebrate ten unusual or trivial achievements in scientific research. Its aim is to "honor achievements that first make people laugh, and then make them think." The name of the award is a pun on the Nobel Prize, which it parodies, and on the word ignoble.
Organized by the scientific humor magazine Annals of Improbable Research (AIR), the Ig Nobel Prizes are presented by Nobel laureates in a ceremony at the Sanders Theater at Harvard University, and are followed by the winners' public lectures at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology
lol nice
- That makes much more sense

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And just 9 years after the idea was on adult swim.
- SmartPipe is a registered sex offender.

inb4 "gamer girl anal print" storms the market
has the best feature to uniquely identify the best girl

Does getting penetrated change the creases?
- I live alone and my toilet recognizes "Fred", and "Slutty Fred"
- Only if you use an iron
  
  Hot.
- Depends on the size.

Smartpipe!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ

They were busy trying to figure out if they could...

The Ig Nobels were underwhelming this year. They're always fun, but some years are more fun than others.
- You're saying you don't enjoy an— actually, nevermind.

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