I’m somewhat of an expert myself

Ever flown from Europe to the US or vice versa? Then you've been above Canada.

Came here to say this. If you think Canada doesn't exist, stop using maple syrup forever.

But wait till you read about Finland, the actual country that doesn't exist!

The liquorice I'm currently eating would disagree.

Huh? Mohdi and Trudeau beefing or something?

The ELITES won't let you go there because "You'll freeze to death, you clueless idiot, you're wearing a store brand parka and jeans."

Yoopers.

Canada is Shang-Gra-La for Yoopers, that mythical land where hosers eat poutine and speak in the true tongue.

Have you seen Auston Matthews' mustache? There's something fishy all right