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  • Oh thank God, then we can all finally move on and stop talking about it.

    I don't hate what Twitter used to be. I never engaged with it much myself, but it was a fantastic tool for progressive organizations to network and mobilize, and the loss of that will genuinely hurt us all.

    But at this point, that tool is already on life support. Better for it to die outright so that people find a new way to do those things x rather than this endless half life it's now trapped in.

    • I suspect the intention was to kill it because of how it aided people in organizing. Musk like many techbros does not want people organizing because then they might he able to divert the money he needs to build inefficient tunnels under the ground that could be used to feed and educate the masses about why Teslas are poorly assembled cars.

      • Sorry, but I really hate this argument. It buys into the bullshit mythology that Musk is some kind of evil genius and not just an egotistical moron.

        The fact is that Elon went to court, at great expense, to try to get out of buying Twitter. It was a stupid mistake, and one that he was desparately trying to undo, right up until the last moment. To claim that this was part of his genius plan would be like saying that a good first step in planning a murder is to call the cops and tell them you're planning a murder.

        He got into his mess because he's a sad divorced loser whose trans daughter won't speak to him anymore, and rather than do any soul searching about it he blamed Twitter for turning her into a "communist". He got sucked into the manosphere bullshit about how all the "woke" Silicon Valley companies are "censoring" people, tried to strongarm Twitter into changing their policies on hate speech by threatening to buy out the company if they didn't accede, tried to make the threat credible by tendering an actual offer that was, incredibly stupidly, far above what the company was worth, and then went all surprised Pikachu face when the shareholders of a company that has literally never been profitable said "That sounds great, we'll take it." Now he's just doing the best he can with a bad situation, after every legal move he could come up with to escape that situation failed ( did you know he's even suing the lawyers who won the case for Twitter against him?).

        It's also important to understand that Elon took Twitter private. That means its profits (there aren't any, there never have been) flow directly into his pocket, and it's deficits flow directly out of his pocket. This isn't like with Tesla where he's a CEO of a publicly traded company, and get can get paid big bucks even when they lose money.

        If Twitter loses money, Elon loses money. And in order to raise the capital he needed to buy it, he had to take out significant loans. In order to pay the interest on those loans he's been liquidating large amounts of his Tesla stock (which forms the bulk of his compensation as Tesla CEO), which is tanking the Tesla stock price, which further reduces his capital.

        In all this debacle has lost Elon somewhere in the region of $200 billion dollars in net worth. There is absolutely no universe in which he is personally sacrificing that kind of capital just to kill a social media platform, and even if you still - against all reason - believe this was an evil scheme to kill Twitter, it's painfully obvious that they (whoever "they" are) could have done it for a LOT less than $200 billion.

        All the changes he's made to Twitter since buying it are driven by two basic motivations; because he's a bigot who loves the adoration of other bigots, and because he genuinely thinks these are good ideas. Twitter is called X now because Musk has been trying to make X.com a thing for his entire adult life, to the point where its exactly what got him pushed out of PayPal.

        There's no grand plan here. He really is just that stupid.

  • I pray this bumbling moron actually does it.

    Edit: spelling. Apparently I’m a bumbling moron too.

  • Please do! Then we can post pictures of "X marks the spot of Twitter's grave"

  • I switched to Bluesky a few weeks ago and it's so much better than Twitter. It's a smaller number of people but the vibe is generally positive (plus half the posts aren't ads).
    Honestly it feels like Twitter did 10 years ago.

    • I'm skeptical that that vibe will survive open registration, much less the planned federation model, but I'd be happy to be surprised. As it stands, it looks like just another billionaire-generation wealth extraction vehicle.

      • Yeah I think Mastodon is a more future-proof alternative but the lack of any kind of algorithm and tiny userbase is a big problem.
        I'm sure Bluesky will get a bit shittier over time but at least it's not being run into the ground by a megalomaniac like Musk.

  • That is the point where I'd well and truly delete my account.

    Elon Musk's buyout to me was an elaborate Twitter shitpost which went horribly wrong when their board forced him to actually go through with the deal. But if Musk thinks I'll pay money to use The App Formerly Known As Twitter, he's having a laugh. My profile have a grand total of 33 followers and almost all my posts only get interacted with by phishing scammers and spam bots pushing OnlyFans pages. I'd be better off just writing my thoughts into a Notepad file since nobody's going to read them anyways.

    Not sure why X is like this. It's honestly been a problem with Twitter long before Elon Musk bought them out and it almost feels like I'm shadowbanned on the site for whatever reason. Twitter to me is a platform that only really felt useful if I wanted to follow a celebrity and it's for that reason that I never felt a need to subscribe to Blue.

    Part of me wanted to stick around to the bitter end with a cup of soda and bowl of popcorn, because I thought it'd be entertaining to watch Elon Musk piss away sixty billion dollars, drive Twitter to the ground and then attempt to sue the ultra rich tech oligarchs who sold him the site. But this is just fucking depressing.

    We are in a day and age where Threads will end up being the largest (non-Chinese) microblogging platform, despite being even more barebones than your typical Mastodon instance and lacking both hashtags and trending topics.

    X is one of several reasons (the other being dating sites) why I well and truly subscribe to the dead internet theory.

    • That’s how Twitter was for me 2009-2016. I posted about programming, sysadmin stuff… zero engagement… posted photos about my travels, art hobbies, hiking, random observations, current events… pretty much nobody ever said anything about them. I had a successful nice web app from 2008-2012 and we started a Twitter for announcements, got 8,000 followers, but I doubt it brought us any new business.

    • I have met real people and had real sex from dating sites, they're way more useful than X.

      • Yeah... no.

        Online dating from a straight male perspective fucking sucks. I have tried using various apps for the past decade to find someone to little luck.

        Ten years ago, back when you didn't need to mutually match on every app to send a message, the cycle went: message lady, 99.99% get ignored, 0.009% get ghosted after first 3 messages, 0.0001% have an actual conversation.

        Maybe that convo will lead to a date. Over half of my dates in my early twenties led to her making excuses to bail early and blocking me afterwards, and I don't even understand why.

        On an incredibly rare occasion have I found a relationship from online dating, but that's fallen apart.

        Nowadays, nearly all of the sites that I used to use had been bought out by Match, including OkCupid, POF, Tinder, Hinge, and a few other major ones. These apps have been enshittified to be little more than Tinder clones in both functionality and price. Other apps are owned by Bumble and are just as bad. On all of these apps, I seldom get any matches and those I do are either phishing scammers or throwaway accounts plugging an OnlyFans page. All except Okcupid which is a strange anomaly.

        On Okcupid I have about 70 matches. I was given a month of Okcupid by Customer Support after having problems with a Turkish lady harassing me. Long story short, we switched to Telegram, I took twelve hours to reply to one of her messages and she went nuclear on me to the point of making multiple OKC accounts to send me abusive messages. I found out all these matches I had were African, Indonesian or Filipina ladies using the app to spoof their location and find a Western husband - and the means to a spousal visa to get into my country.

        Falsifying your location to match with people halfway across the world is blatantly against Okcupid's Terms of Service, by the way. But they don't give a shit. Profiles which I reported weeks ago still haven't been banned.

        When most of the online dating apps are owned by Bernard Kim and he's on a John Riccitello level of corporate greed, demanding £30 to £40 per month subscriptions just to see who has liked you, it's why I think X may actually be less egregious.

  • Coming next week on Proof That We Don't Live In A Meritocracy News:

    Elon Musk says he might rename X to 🍆💦.com

    And indeed anything else that keeps his odd shaped face in the news.

  • Elon Musk and Twitter destroying each other is the best long term storytelling I've seen in a long time.

    Imagine paying money to post dumb thoughts on the Internet. Ha.

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