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More like a long but tormented life of barely subsisting on the smallest amounts of water possible.
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Plants call her the green widow.
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Me hitting on women at the bar on a Monday
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I was gonna say something like "me adopting cats", but you already topped it.
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Shane Dawson moment
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Thanks OP for reminding me to water my plants
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My family offered to give me plants for my apartment. I said please no. It's too much responsibility and I'll know I'll forget.
I prefer dogs. They at least can bark when they need something. Plants don't.
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Lol yeah. My cat will never let me forget to feed her. But I've killed so many plants. If I'm late with feeding my cat, I feel really bad about it. When the plants die because I thought I'd give gardening another go, I kinda just... don't feel anything.
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I mean, if you give this a long enough timeframe (decades) then this also applies to when you meet your future spouse at the bar.
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I mean this applies to pets too
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Your journey to Valhalla will be arduous, Basil The Thirsty
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Tendency to overwater (non-chlorinated) and little sun - lucky bamboo
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Your first issue is that those are outdoor plants. They probably need 6-8 hours of direct sun.
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Is this AI?
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Came back? The lady goes shopping with her own plants?
