1y ago

some might say we're early adopters

130 comments

I might fuck around and become a Lemmy influencer. I know this account is only hours old (lemmy.world is on the fritz), but I already got an upvote
- Wow! This is my first time meeting a Lemmy influencer. Can I get a picture with you?
- Make that two
  
  🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 blazing a trail to influencerdom
  Not sure what to do with my newfound fame
- Oh, hi. Didn't know you were around here. Big fan.
- My dog is the all time top post on one of the dogs instances, think I might try and monetise her if I get the upvotes in to double figures
  
  Start an OF for her
- Yea in not tryna brag but I got a couple upvotes earlier. Suffering from success
- big fan of your work @adinfinitum 😎
- i don't remember the name of any specific reddit users besides Deep Fucking Value and Martin Shkreli from WSB.
  
  Gallowbob and hitrecordjoe were some famous ones. Gallow because his repost bots, and hitrecord because he was a famous Hollywood actor who shitposted a lot on that account.
  
  Unidan!
  
  u/Nez_bit the powerade minor legend is the only one I remember
- AND MY AXE! Sorry, upvote.
  
  No, not here, please.
  Not even ironically.
- Hey it's @adinfinitum@lemmy.film on Lemmy Shitpost!! My worlds are colliding!
- Oh, hi. Didn't know you were around here. Big fan.
- good idea, now since you are gonna be an influencer, Im gonna need to ask for your bath water
- If I could follow you I would, I am now your biggest fan
- I need an autograph now!
- Oh, hi. Didn't know you were around here. Big fan.
- This is just the sort of comment that would have become a thing back in the early days of Reddit. Welcome to your stardom. I want someone to point out my comment for being prescient 5 years from now when you're the next Unidan, but maybe don't turn into a toxic dick like he did.
- Oh, hi. Didn't know you were around here. Big fan.

Someone upvote me so I can tell my family I'm not a failure.
- We got you buddy

I'd say the three day no pooping guy is a celebrity. You know what to do, OP.
- Him and Ruud, the Lemmy.world owner are the biggest celebrities we have around here
- I wonder what happened to them

Mizu (aka the cant shit for 3 days guy) is the only real celebrity on this platform
- My first thought was poop guy and you even know his name! Our fist celebrity of many!
  Waiting for some of those "broke my arms", "swamps of dagobah" or "cockroache imaginary girlfriend" stories.
  C'mon guys tell us where you cum
- I followed him from kbin lol, I had to know what happened.
- Ironic that one so solid should be named after something so fluid.
  
  I knew my elementary knowledge of Japanese would come in handy some day.
- and we still don't know if he had a good time that weekend

I'm pretty big on lemmy.world. Oh you've never heard of it? I'm not surprised.

10 Lemmy up votes = 200 Reddit upvotes in terms of impact on my ego and e-peen
- I got like almost 50 the other day on a comment and started wondering if I was charismatic enough to run for congress
  
  You could have gotten 3 and been charismatic enough for Congress to be honest.
  
  I fully support you in running
  
  You are. Absolutely no doubt in my mind.
- So this post got 40k reddit upvotes? i just came

Op about to start cocaine after getting almost 2k upvotes
- Already at it
  
  Poggers
  
  Without inviting all of us?
  
  You are on flour, right?

i put my total lemmy upvote count on my tinder profile. Updated daily
- You must be drowning in dms
  
  the ladies can’t control themselves

I've gotten 1 whole Lemmy Updoot on 2 comments. I feel like a god......... Now can someone explain wtf this "grass" shit is everyone keeps talking about?
- Grass got patched in the most recent update, idk what these guys are talking about
- Lets celebrate... 🤩
- Here let me enable your addiction with an upvote

Call me when you're in the 3 digits club, kiddo 😎
- they already are
  
  Then they should call them. They specifically asked
  
  Hot damn!
- call me when you're in the 4 digits club, pal
  
  Heh, nice one dude.

Doing my part. It ain't much but it's honest work.

Bruh 5 upvotes are a lot.
- And you have 14. Damn.

500 upvotes? time to take this career here seriously and break up with my wife
- What's it like to be so successful?
- Now you have over a thousand points. So, when are you going to announce your presidential/prime ministerial run?
  
  currently running for reddit ceo just to fire spez

'ol Holodeck Moriarty here has multiple comments in the 10s, so you could say things are getting pretty serious.
- time to quit your job and get that bag

Me when I... When I... Me when... When... Me I When... Me when I...
- Me when I start ww3 under a reddit post about zoophilia being bad
  
  why would u ever do that (use reddit)

hey its me ur celebrity

Is there an official name for karma on Lemmy?
- Officially "points". Posts and comments have points. Users do not have points.
  
  Interesting... I have "score" on my profile (using wefwef ATM)
- not yet, time to find one
  
  Cocks
  I know it maybe doesn’t make a lot of sense. But I was the first one to respond so I will continue to call it cocks and so should you.
  Btw, congratulations on your 1700 cocks!
- It's better the Lemmy way... or so I think.

It’s just another level of mental arousal when you get updoots on a totally new platform! You can flex about being on the front page of a website!
- I now have 2 accounts with more than 1000 upvotes, my small brain is full of dopamine
  
  Well hello there, welcome to 500+ updoot gang!

And now with one whole, no less. You’re going places mister.

I'll have you know I have one of the top twenty ask lemmy posts of all time.

Heard I have to comment to get counted, also upvoted this ofc :D

i joined at july 3rd
- Welcome! Be sure to check out lemmyverse.net
  
  i am both using wefwef for lemmy and thunder app i picked lemmy.blahaj.zone do to it being federated with lemmy.world and a fun name

I just hope that Lemmy.world performance improves over time as sometimes the performance is a bit jarring and something I'd find hard to recommend to less tech-minded friends swapping from Reddit
- Everybody is new to running Lemmy at scale. I suspect things will smooth out soon.
- switched to lemm.ee because of the performance, but im sure .world will be back to normal soon
- There’s no advantage to being on the biggest instance. Its a common mistake for new users to go to the biggest instance. It’s best to go to one that’s fast, not swamped, dependable, and federated with most instances.
- Try sh.itjust.works it's really good
  
  Is it me or has it been a bit slow lately?

Off to feed the kids with my imaginary numbers

He's a celebrity of a very very very small niche!

I wonder if I have some of the highest score besides the admins
- can I have a selfie?

Numbers, Mason! What do they mean?

Mfw who the fuck are you lmao

Bro, FR FR. 👌🏼👌🏼🔥
Just remember where you started from.
My shit post did surprisingly well for just starting to contribute on here. Gotta build up the community so that no one feels like they’re missing out by switching, or keeping them on here longer.