‘I Support Russell Brand’: Elon Musk Gives Full-Throated Backing to Actor Accused of Rape and Sexual Assault
Elon Musk decided to join Tucker Carlson in scoffing at rape, abuse and sexual assault allegations raised against Russell Brand.
Remember that time he showed up in front of a woman employee, naked with an erect penis, and offered to buy her a horse if she would uh, help him out? And then he fired her when she refused? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Of course he supports other men who do similar or worse types of things.
The horse thing is wild to me, because that's not even a reward for a lot of people. Wow, I can have an expensive responsibility that I'm not equipped to care for if I touch your grody dick? Let me get right on not doing that. That's just paying to touch Elon's sad wang with extra steps.
Apparently the woman loved horses, so that was his go-to with her.
I’m not trying to excuse him, just explaining why that was his “offer” with this particular person.
Maybe one day we’ll learn what else he’s (allegedly) offered to others.
FTA:
hile rubbing her leg, he reportedly offered to buy the attendant a horse if she would “do more.” (The story notes that the attendant rode horses.)
I hope I never find myself in trouble so bad that Elon supports me.
For any scandal or topic that comes up, he always has two options: 1) just don’t say anything, or, 2) say the shittiest thing possible.
Musk will always take option 2, no matter the subject.
It is only a matter of time before enough people realizes that it is just his grifting business model.
Orchestrated outrage feeds clout goblins
Clout goblins, I love that!
Read how he physically and mentally abused his ex wife and you'll entirely understand Elon's stance on women as a whole.
Well I was reserving judgement until further details, but if Musk supports him, now I'm thinking Brand must be guilty
Musk trying to stay relevant by jumping on a controversial bandwagon. Nothing new. He's an attention removed
Full-throated you say?
I don't know for a fact if Russel Brand raped and assaulted women. It sure does look badly that he did. He still might be innocent, but I doubt it at this point
All of that is also irrelevant as it doesn't matter what I think, what matters is what abudge and jury will think. Until then, saying shit like "I support Russel Brand, he's innocent" just sounds really creepy andoke you're prepping the world for when you get accused.
Musk has already been accused. He allegedly sexually harassed a flight attendant that worked for Tesla.
Scum recognizes scum.
He didn't even wait for details. He's a high-profile, right-wing reactionary so he gets support, rapist or not.
Predators gotta stick together. That's why they all support the Gang of Predators.
Brand said in a statement that all of these were consensual relationships. Which uh, creates a problem when one of women making allegations was 16 at the time.
Just in case you wanted to know more about who Elon has tied his neck to this time.
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Full throated backing is a fantastic turn of phrase. Will def be using that. And fuck elon.
Absolutely chilling if you watched the show.
It’s not a new idiom… you know that, right?
This type of shit appeals to the type of people that support the 0.1%
So he must have definitely did it. Elon is anything if not consistent, he's gonna back the contrarian horse if someone tells him there's a race.
Incredible. Unity was GIVING you a free distraction and you didn't take it.
I honestly think narcissists like Elon enjoy any attention they receive. No matter how negative.
Hopefully the next time Tesla auto-pilot finishes the job. And from how he treats his employees, maybe one of them can make a crucial programming "error" sooner than later.
He would.
I rephrased an old saying because of Musk.
You either die a hero or live long enough for everyone to wourknoht (work out) you're a fucking idiot.
I gotta know. Is "wourknoht" a non-english word? Or an incredible typo?
I'm a dumbass who doesn't double check his work.
He doesn't know what to say so people talk about him.
Elon always gives his full throat
Yeah he does that sometimes
Gotta slander the ones helping simple folk somehow
I don't like Musk, and I have never heard of the other guy, but I want to remind everyone that accusation does not equal guilt. Assuming the headline is accurate and there's no clear evidence yet, anyway.
There's literally clear evidence in terms of medical reports.
Okay, then fuck both of them. :P
