Now that Lemmy is growing an important question needs to be answered: what should we use as our equivalent for "the narwhal bacons at midnight?"

Lemmy isn't reddit. You don't need to copy every thing from reddit.

Let this grow naturally and cool things will develop on their own

Whatever it is I don't associate with it because I've always found those to be a bit cringe.

At the moment, it seems to be, “I can’t poop for 3 days.”

Unfortunately so far I'm it has to do with not pooping for three days...

Memes evolve in nature with time. We will probably not have memes of the same nature as the memes that happened a decade ago, but memes of a different nature. Find out soon which memes come up after the reddit mass migration and defederation fearmongering craze 😌

"The counterculture can't count."

Nice try but all the cool in-crowd get issued with the countersign phrase when they sign up. If you didn't get one...

Now I wrote it down on a bit of paper but seem to have misplaced it, so if some kind person would DM it to me that'd be much appreciated.

Fuck spez

You can't decide that kind of thing. If it doesn't happen organically, it won't take off.

Oh fuck. Whatever evolves, I hope it's not about 3 days or poop.

Maybe:

• "The Lemmy kicks at noon"
• "The Lemmy headbangs at midnight"
• "The Lemmy rocks at dawn"
• "The Lemmy shreds at dusk"
• "The Lemmy jams at sunset"

Uh, we could just behave like adults, instead?

That meme is bad and you should feel bad for bringing it back

How about "I fuck my body pillow every night"?

Just shout it out every few minutes in a public place to find other lemmings