Pepperoni pizza Hot pockets are basically a pepperoni Calzones

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Kind of, but Nestle so no bueno.
- Good point I should have said lean pocket, I’m pretty sure those aren’t nestle. Edit: Nope still nestle and I guess they’re doscontinued?
  
  Wait. Did you seriously think that Diet Hot Pockets were made by a different company that WASN'T owned by Nestle?
Only if you've never had a calzone
- or ricotta cheese.
- I've had calzone and I always equate the pizza Hot Pockets to one. They are the same thing, but made in a factory with lower quality ingredients.
  
  Yeah exactly. Like most shit frozen pizzas are hardly pizzas but there you go.
The calzone zone
- But definitely not the low cal calzone zone.
  
  Technically it would be low cal compared to a normally sized calzone just because of being significantly smaller.
Lots of shower thoughts actually aren't. This was. Good job.
- Most of my actual thoughts in the shower revolve around destroying whatever made me leave the house, thus necessitating a shower on THEIR schedule.
  
  I like showers, and love a hot bath.... I don't love water prices here locally.
I feel like they're closer to stromboli
- I always felt like they were close to the microwave
Mini and cheap calzone.

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