Republican sobs as she claims LGBTQ+ activists are ‘training’ children to use butt plugs and dildos

Republicans live in a completely different reality.

I wish someone had trained me how to use a buttplug. Could have saved myself a huge pain in the ass.

We have actual victims speaking up to let us know that the Catholic Church and other Christian communities are abusing children. If LGBT groups are allegedly doing the same, where are the victims' testimonies? Where are the hundreds, if not thousands of victims coming forward with their own stories that can be investigated so we can bring these alleged gay pedophiles to justice?

"Lady sobs because she imagined things that don't happen"

This kind of performative rhetoric, invented to assign wicked or demonic qualities to your scapegoat, is not a new thing. It's just a retread of the blood libel, the red scare, the lavender panic, reefer madness, and today's bathroom panics. All of them were lies told to justify violence and the criminalization of things that could be used to persecute their targets.

She has a rich fantasy life, doesn't she?

And she didn't take pictures or record these incidents to report to CPS the child exploitation that was happening? No just put it in her back burner to someday tell congress about.... how convenient.... sounds like the case brought before the supreme court of a women who claimed she was being forced to cook cakes orders for gay couples of which those 'orders for gay couples ' later turned out to have never existed....

So, if the past is any indicator, in the next few months we're going to learn she's been molesting kids with butt plugs and dildos.

This is meant solely to hurt people. At best it’s satanic panic level insanity. At worst it’s an attempt to prepare people to commit atrocities.

Oh I see we're on Projection

The only story I know about using buttplugs on children was that one instance where the child had to use a buttplug from their parents in order to keep the Devil out of their asshole.

Christians are much worse than any drag queen.

It really is amazing how people just believe whatever outlandish story they hear. Had an elderly woman tell our state legislators at a local forum that teachers where I work were literally locking children into closets and teaching them to be gay. Legislators response: "Mumble, Mumble, yeah... we need to do something about these teachers."

Lady, if we had the power to "indoctrinate" children, we wouldn't have any late homework again, let alone tolerance for people different from yourself.

I love how conspiratorial republicans get when the state is threatened with welfare and humanitarian measures, but when other republicans make insane claims no one asks for a source

Every accusation...

Reminds me of those people who dream about their partner cheating on them and then are mad at them for days and demand apologies. These people think up things to be afraid and then demand we take their delusions seriously.

How do these public lies not lead to consequences? Isn't lying while testifying in a public setting perjury?

So whose children does Erin Mazzoni have access to?

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence, so come on Mazzoni, provide said extraordinary evidence!

Odds are that at the most she can manage is evidence of 1-2 pedos being caught doing something vaguely adjacent to it and also claiming to be some flavor of LGBTQ, like how the GOP notion of drag queen story time is shaped entirely by that one library event in the UK (which is probably still the entire top page of Google results for "rainbow dildo butt monkey") and trans people by Jessica Yaniv.

Lol this is the first result when I searched this lady's name. Apparently she is a serial liar.

As a gay woman...

I remember when I was around 13-14 years old we had sex education class and we had to put a condom on a dildo. We all thought it was great fun.

This isn’t really related to whatever this woman is talking about, she’s probably just making shit up, but it just reminded me of that and I thought I’d share.

I am just so tired of Republicans and of the way our stupid system gives these crazies outsized influence.

Not one of them should be allowed into office.

Ma'am, that sounds like an awfully specific word choice for you to be using there...

I feel like when making claims like this, you should be expected to prove that what you're saying...you know...happened.

Surely there's a news article or 2 of people being arrested for child grooming that were in the LGBTQ+ community if this actually happened. Cause if there isn't then she's talking about a crime she didn't actually report.

Or you know, it didn't happen.

Lying sack of shit.

I mean...

Hey kids: if you're using a dildo or any insertable, be aware that that hole is deeeeep. Save yourself an embarrassing ER trip. Make sure your toys have a flared base.

Also, using a condom on your toy is a great way to keep it clean, but you should still go e it a good warm soap antibacterial rinse after every use.

If it's hurting just stop.

Consent always.

Play safe.

"Excuse me, can you direct me to the aisle with the children's sex toys?" - nobody, ever.

These people are either mentally ill or acting. Maybe a bit of both.

Insanity is the expected norm in the Christian Republican MAGA crowd. They've lost contact with reality completely.

Tell me this is an unlikely root cause:

• closeted LGBTQ+ conservatives fulfill their desires with LGBT porn.
• in their mind, the most depraved fantasies they fulfill with porn compose the entire LGBTQ+ world. That’s all they know of it.
• projection intensifies

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nayirah_testimony

The Nayirah testimony was false testimony given before the United States Congressional Human Rights Caucus on October 10, 1990, by a 15-year-old girl who was publicly identified at the time by her first name, Nayirah. The testimony was widely publicized and was cited numerous times by U.S. senators and President George H. W. Bush in their rationale to support Kuwait in the Gulf War.

Do the REPs have a kind of internal championship challenge like "Who can come up with the most outrageous lies?"

Just like QAnon is probably a student hoax challenge on who can create the most unbelievable fringe theory that conservatives still swallow line hook and sinker.

And: I wonder which parts of the darknet she (regularly?) consumes that gave her such ideas?

She seems really stuck up. I know something that could help...

Literally Satanic Panic.

Can we just skip ahead to the point in humanity when we’re past all this? It’s exhausting.

Damn that's the fakest crying shit I've heard in a long time

And then the board and all in attendance burst into mocking laughter that she would never forget for the rest of her life. Right?

If she's training her children with butt plugs and dildos everything is alright. But LGBTQ+ activists!? That's a step too far!

People need to do outbursts when people say insane bullshit like this-- along the lines of "WHAT?! ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH LADY??"

Remembering that every accusation is a confession from a Republican, has anyone checked on any kids she has contact with?

so yeah none of us believe her...but I cant understand the people that supposedly do. If I heard allegations of some organization doing all this child sexual assault...Im immediately calling the cops or making sure the alleger has, finding out specifics of organization and people's names involved. Why is it not immediately being treated like a criminal allegation, and instead being used in a political speech?

That was quite possibly the worst acting I've ever seen.

And I've watched Plan 9 from Outer Space in its entirety

claimed with zero evidence and a lot of crocodile tears that...

Can we stop with the satanic panic? Of course we can't, we want our good Christian rules implement and of we have to lie, steal and cheat for that, we totally will, just like Jesus would

Well I heard LGBTQ+ people bought children ice cream, and then, out of the blue, they added rainbow sprinkles on them!

And when the children ate them, they were taken away on magical unicorn up in the clouds, And then they came down and had bread, cheese and salads. And. Um.

Anyway, it's a scandal!

Annie, are you sure that's what happened?

A Republican aide has claimed that LGBTQ+ organisations are training eight-year-old children how to use butt plugs and dildos.

Yep. This is the buttplug, and this is the dildo. But given that republicans actually do see children sexually, I get why they would imagine something else.

To be honest it's only fair, the republicans train kids with automatic weapons already...

Someone is jealous!!!

This was just a misunderstanding. Keefe was trying to buy up all the sex toys so that the kids wouldn’t be exposed to them outside of church.

He just didn’t know how to explain it articulately when he was caught with all the sex toys.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8jDu2LP/

Odd that she's wearing a We the People shirt but barely looks human.

What's to train? I'm not expert but outside of picking a size what is the expert level of butt plug knowledge

I mean, somebody has to, right? We can't have our children growing up to be lame.

Oh, are they talking about Oh Joy Sex Toy? Because they're awesome!

They are always soooo melodramatic 🙄

I just read this as kids being trained how to use Republicans.