I chose to sleep with Marilyn Monroe not because she was easy, but because she made me hard!

This is all in very poor taste, but I'm not gonna lose my head over some Lemmy comments.

New theory: JFK wasn't shot, he recalled this moment and cringed so hard his head exploded.

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