Memes @lemmy.ml

1y ago

Nutella

99 comments

That's not a prank, that's domestic terrorism
- This isn't even a meme, it's just a before/after social media screenshot.

Man, I hope there were some heavy repercussions for the person who did this. This isn't funny, it's just wasteful and mean-spirited.
- Yeah this isn't funny, this is some first world bullshit. Shoulda packed that shit in a box and gave it to homeless people.
  
  Yeah, but what are homeless gonna do with an attention seeking brat?
  
  I'm mostly just shocked that they thought it was a good idea for a prank in the first place.
  
  The sad thing is poverty and hunger aren't even remotely related to scarcity: it's entirely a problem of distribution.
  Even with blatant waste there's more than enough to go around if society could be bothered with getting it to the areas and people in need.
  
  Giving the homeless nutella is disrespectful, instead force the dude who did this to have ro lick it off of the entire kitchen.
- Make them eat all that Nutella.
  
  That's the betus right there
- And stupid, don't forget stupid.
- 100% upvotes.. jfc there must be an average age over 45 on here lol
  
  Nah man do you know how hard is it to clean that? it would take weeks to completely remove it all, and the smell.. ugh. This is not funny.
  
  Nah just sensible minded people

This classic attention seeking.
The suffering they would be going through to clean everything by themselves would be a life long memory.
Someone mentioned having the kitchen cleaned with a toothbrush: have the kitchen cleaned with a tooth brush, twice, supervised and recorded, to have it published on the same medium these photos were posted.
And zero priviliges for 3 months, minimum.
This is a total and complete lack of respect towards pretty much everything.
- Apparently they plastic wrapped the kitchen first, so clean up wasn't an issue. The massive waste of food and plastic on the other hand.....
  
  Nutella is not food its just empty crap calories. Nothing of value was lost by tossing nutella, except for those poor palm trees but thats a whole different argument.

Ah yes, big fan of wasting so much food.
- Food....
  The kid could catch a beating for this and it'd still be healthier than actually eating it

Am at the point in life when people start considering kids, and then I see shit like this...

Please be fake, somehow
- Dont worry its poo
  
  Now this i can get behind.
  I really hate wasting food. But wasting waste, well that's win win..... right?
  win?
- Most of these are, usually they are doing something like redoing the kitchen. This is a fairly nice kitchen, but I've seen rich people do stupider. Just classic attention seeking behavior.

Before clicking on this post: "Huh, so they redid the kitchen in wood, pretty cool-"
After clicking on this post:

He apparently put plastic wrap over everything first, so it's not quite as bad as it seems at first.
- I think the waste of food is far more egregious than the clean up. and him plastic wrapping anything first doesnt make it any better. Just more wasteful.
  
  That way it's a waste of food and plastic.
  
  Wasted? No Nutella was wasted in coating every surface. If there was any left over I’m sure he would have lathered another coat on. /j
  
  It is near impossible for a consumer in the US to waste food.
  This is because the massive amount of waste that's produced by grocery stores makes any conversation of consumer waste a moot point.
  In this instance, for example, if he didn't use that Nutella, odds are it would wind up in the dumpster a few weeks later, still completely sealed and untouched by anyone.
- Why ?
  
  Because peeling off Nutella-covered plastic wrap is a lot easier than wiping it off.

I hope they get disowned
- Not until after is cleaned up

Do you want ants?
- Instantly thought of this!
  
  bro forgot to switch

How is this a meme?

I think even a judge would understand murder upon seeing this. "Trial dismissed, you both frankly showed more restraint than I could have."

This is why I don’t have children.
- Then you are missing out huge.
  
  On having no money and being a slave to your children's needs for the next 30 years or more.

Plot twist: they're allergic to nuts and this was attempted murder.
- I did nut see that coming.

Why?

If I were the parent of that child, I would probably end up punishing that kid by making them clean up every single bit of it using only toothbrushes or something that would make it equally as hard to clean before grounding them for at the very least a week minimum for ruining the one place in the house I would consider sacred (as someone who likes to cook).
Though I would probably also end up going back and re-cleaning just to be sure it actually is clean afterwards. I couldn't cook in good faith if I am not sure the kitchen is clean enough to cook in.
- If I were the parent of that child I would contemplate my absolute failure as a parent, then go get a vasectomy to make sure it couldn't happen again. Probably check the web for tuition prices for military schools while in the waiting room.
- This isn't cleanable. That kitchen is destroyed as effectively as if it were burned.
  For white cabinetry to look nice as it does in the first Pic it has to be nearly pristine. Our eyes are very sensitive to mottling of color. There's no way to get that brown stain and odor out of all that white cabinetry.
- Make that a month for him to learn not to waste food so stupidly. Orangutans are dying for this shit.

"Kevin, help paint the walls!" - "No, mum, it's boring!"
... Also Kevin: this meme.
- not a meme

That's vile but I bet it smells amazing

i... this cant be real right. no way its actually real.
- I know, right? Like, who has this much fucking Nutella?
  
  and free time theyre willing to waste

:archer: AND THIS IS HOW WE GET ANTS!

Bam Margera levels of pranking your parents
- it is seriously, seriously professional work, a lot of care went into that.. i see no virgin surface..

Man, not even the cheap shit. $9 for 26.5 oz jar. How much did that even cost to do?

Those kids in Africa: :/

I would 100% watch the power wash video.
- I don't think it's a good idea to use a power wash inside, I think this is going to be a manual clean.
  
  Not a good idea, just a pleasant one lol

I just want to see the reaction video.
- You'll have to wait until after the trial like the rest of us.

How is the aroma?

It's funny, but why?

we once in high school took a few pounds of soft butter and smashed it on the kitchen floor with our bare feet. it was really fun. we had to mop so many times to clean it up though. His mom was so confused as to why we mopped while she was at work still

Why?
- Le funny prank XD
  Don't worry tho, neither the guy who did this nor the parents are going to clean that, it's actually going to be a poor person for like $10 an hour.
  
  Pranks are supposed to be funny...

A lot of people commenting on how the kid is stupid, but nobody asking if the parents had it coming. A lot of kids have abusive, neglectful, or otherwise shitty parents. If this isn't a cry for help or spiteful revenge I'd be surprised.
- Oh come on. It's obviously just another stupid thing done to get clicks on social media. Don't even try to justify this.
- You don't know that, you do not have any proof. That is pure conjecture on your part.
  While this stupid prank is photographed and documented.
  Now I'm not sure who did this. But the person who did it is pretty stupid.
- If you had shitty parents you'd know this would only make things worse, this is blatant disrespect and another attempt to get views on tiktok.
- One day, you too will be old and understand that kids aren't always blameless and treated terribly, and you'll see your peers whom you know to be good parents being treated terribly by their kids, and you won't look back on this moment because you'll have had hundreds of thousands of more important life experiences... But you will have an interaction like ours from the other side, and you will be hit with a strong and deep sadness that extends far into the future.
  If you're lucky, they'll apologize for saying something so devoid of empathy for the people who actually have to deal with the damage caused in favor of a hypothetical person who was hurt by them. But most likely they'll double down, because they're 14-25, and the only thing more important than being right at that age is proving that age doesn't matter
- Bruh I had neglectful parents and never once did I do stupid shit like this. Mostly because I knew if I did I'd get an ass whooping and it'd make my life 10x worse.
  A cry for help? Maybe. But doing this is just making it worse, not better.