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When the dog came up, I was expecting it to go “and the dog agreed it was a good stick”
Why do you think the dog was complicit with the distraction tactic
If your husband and son both agree it's a nice stick, I gotta side with them on this one.
Now the question is...
Is it a sword stick, a gun stick, or a magic staff stick?
Asking the real questions!!!
Or a bow?
Or an axe?
Perhaps it's a kung fu staff stick
I can't believe the post didn't include a picture of the stick. I think I speak for every guy in this thread, I want to see the stick so I can judge how good of a stick it was for myself.
Agreed.
Sticks or it didn't happen, OP.
There is a very nice stick near the door that my son found. It’s a good stick.
Sticks are a dime a dozen, not of interest to anyone. A nice stick, now that's something special. You take that baby home.
It's the primal lizard brain seeing it as a good weapon for defense or hunting. Put a sharpened rock on the end of the stick and now it's a spear!
Put 2 stones on it and it becomes a sword
Not a boy or man, and I have a REALLY good stick I found in middle school, 26 years ago. And some other pretty good sticks to. Everyone loves a good stick
So you're a... dog?
Least sexist Reddit... wait
Dude, I don’t understand how a guy could not appreciate a nice stick.
Daughter has collected sticks since she could walk. They are all special and unique and can't possibly be disposed of.
These boys will be boys memes are the dumbest things around. I wish they'd die off.
Sounds like someone doesn't like sticks
They just don't get it.
I found a good stick and put it in my shed. Later my wife found it and agreed that it was a good stick.
Sticks are great, that's why I hate these boys will be boys memes. It's pointlessly gendered
The first tool.
STICKS
Quick, check the genitals for an explanation!
This is me on any hike.
I have one saved from my son in my trunk .... and my entryway.... and a closet.... maybe more? Do other people actually do this shit?
Honestly sticks make for very good decorations
Sticks can be fun for lots of reasons. If your son likes that stick, just let him have it imo.
it's likely our wrists evolved to bend side-to-side because our ancestors fucking loved swinging sticks around so much.
Apparently we are also especially good at locking our wrists which enables us to precisely throw stuff. Probably a similar origin
If you want to understand the personality of your son, hand him a stick and then watch what his imagination transforms it into
I am a stick!
You could be fire!
grabs you
I kiss my stick, it's my stick, you can't pick up my stick, keep your mitts off my stick.
Marilyn Manson had sticks removed so he could kiss his stick.
I found a giant stick in school 3 years ago it's still in my room to this day lol
They both have autism
all hail stick stickly
I was going to if someone else hadn't!
Everybody loves a nice stick!
Stick!
Weapons
What's brown and sticky?
I am a stick.