Dr Julian "Stop Screaming" Bashir

Julian: "we have to do FRONTIER MEDICINE"
- I imagine this is exactly what Bashir was imagining when he found out he was to be stationed at DS9 (and this excited him)

The real answer, if I remember, is that DS9 did not have Federation health functionality because it was a Cardassian outpost and was in pretty bad disrepair.
- Maybe in the first year, but by season 6 they should be up to federation standards and even carrying rare medical materials such as bio-memetic gel.
- That was also a plot point a few times related to the food replicators and the holodeck.

Moopsy: Did someone say bones?
- I have been randomly saying 'Moopsy!' for the past few days.
  You are not making this any easier.
  
  I just want to know what Paramount executive OK'd this episode but didn't then immediately begin production on moopsy-related items to purchase. I need a moopsy plush!

So the Scottish-descended person was kind to the Irish-descended person and did her best to ease his pain, but the English-descended person had no regard for the Irish-descended person's pain and acted cruelly?
- Tbf the English have no regard for English people's pain too.
  
  We are an apathetic people. I could easily see that continuing into the 24th century!
- To be fair, Julian isn’t exactly british. Judging by the name bashir, and his parents, he is likely supposed to have an Indian or perhaps middle eastern ethnicity, but I agree that his accent sounds very british to my euro ears.

I bet O'Brien was happier with the quicker solution. "Jaysus Croist doc, just pop the bloody thing back in there!"

The Osteo-thingy-magic might be less painful and/or better for the patients in other ways and Julien just did not give a flying F