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  • Lol trump only cares about himself this dudes in for a wild ride. Don't drop the soap my man.

  • Trump can't pardon the shiv your cellmate sticks into you because you won't stop talking about Trump all the damn time. Just put a little hydroxychloroquine on the wound and walk it off!

  • Well, if the worst comes to pass and that orange bastard actually does become president again, it'll be fun to watch Joey Bigtime Biggs squirm waiting for that mythical pardon. Assuming we're not all nuclear vapor by that point.

  • Sure, you could believe this asshat when he says, "We went there with no plan!"

    Or you could believe the Mount Everest of evidence the prosecutor had via texts, emails, and call records.

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