Goat from SJW I know you still lurk here
im so proud of you for this one, at least I know you're not in deep enough that you repeat the "LG and Hexbear are all chinese bots!?!?" cliche.
Still it hurts, can't you stroke our egos more like normal liberals do by pretending we're important enough for China to pay attention to us like that
"tankies ruining lemmy!". Meanwhile lemmy devs have che and fidel as pfp 🗿
they were being ironic I swear to god i swear to whtie jebus
Hey speaking of goat of shitjustworks, is it widely known that they're impersonating another fediverse user with completely opposite politics? They're not even just a user, they're an admin of a moderately large Mastodon instance. You'd think that would get a ban or something even from lib admins. Unless I've been the victim of some kind of psyop or something.
You can't trust techbros to do anything it seems. Honestly, the scariest thing about this is that no mod/admin has actually stepped up to do damage control besides thread lock and wipe comments. Even Blahaj.zone managed to even get an admin response.
Wow, I didn't know that. The other goat is way cooler
Lol, imagine thinking that Hexbear and Lemmygrad are funded right out of Big Man Xi's own pockets... No, the truth is actually that all the other Lemmy instances are funded directly by Spez in order to stomp out his competition!
I've been active online and in an actual communist party for years now. I am yet to be approached by a Chinese or Russian official to be a paid shill. You'd almost think it is projection.
Wait till you see how much Wikipedia is edited from us military bases. Once again every accusation is a confession.
Lemmy.world people are leaving Lemmy because of Hexbear?
Good, that motivates me to post three times as hard. Sissypea money well spent
Wait are we getting paid? WHO IS HOLDING MY SALARY THEN ?
I AM! You didn't suspect the reply bot, did you?
you guys aren't getting paid? mf I get 30 000 RMB a month through 微信
Nah, it’s well established CPC doesn’t pay bots
I know overseas shipping is rough, but I've been a China shill for about 4 years. Either China really is capitalist and they're outright stealing my wages, or my check's still en route. Regardless, I'm pretty pissed off. All this PRCposting and I haven't seen a single fucking yuan.
Sucks to be you, Xi is paying me 1¥ per post
I can show you how, just go to https://ytmnd.com.on.nimp.org (don't actually do this)
Sorry, as part of our cooperation with Russia, your wages wound up getting held up in Russian banks.
If you can make it to Russia, you can collect your money there in person.
I've unironically thought about immigrating almost entirely because of their positive relationship with the DPRK lol.
I cash in one million Xi-bucks for every comment on non-Hexbear comm
their dollars lol
Didn't you hear? Chinese dollar reserves are on the decline. The dollars must be going somewhere jajajaja
wait, are we funded by the CPC or Russia? im confused, how am i gonna know what im supposed to post?!
It's simple: the Russian and Chinese governments are actually one.
I mean, think about it: have you ever actually been to Russia and China? I mean, sure you've met people who claim to be "Chinese" or "Russian" online or maybe in the street, but they're all getting paid by the government of the Sino-Soviet Socialist Republic, too. See, there was no Sino-Soviet split, actually, but rather a union — the whole split was actually a farce meant to trick the United States into believing that the socialist world was more fractured than it actually was. The USSR never actually dissolved, and there is no war in Ukraine, either — that's just a way of tricking NATO into giving billions of dollars and countless firearms and so forth to the mighty SSSR.
The entire territory of the Soviet Union, the People's Republic of China, the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, the Mongolian People's Republic, the United Socialist Republic of Indochina, and the Democratic Republic of Afghanistan, are all one big glorious nation. This fact must never become known to the capitalist west! It is in fact the most masterful and ingenious part of the godless communist strategy to subjugate the entire globe under the mighty, terrible heel of the Dictatorship of the Proletariat!
Your last paragraph made me both happy and sad. Don't cry for what could have been, smile for what was...
In fact, BRICS actually serves as a front to make people think there are independent countries, and for secret annexation votes to the communist superstate.
There was actually a secret vote in 1991 to annex other countries into this superstate, so the dissolution of the USSR was performed as a masterful distraction by Comrade Gorbachev
checkmate tankie
The CPC is doing most of the funding, but Russia agreed to contribute bot technology to CPC if we would support Russia despite being a capitalist state. This scheme worked quite well, and Lemmygrad today is full of pro-Russian commenters.
Uh, speak for yourself sweaty 💅
Still it hurts, can’t you stroke our egos more like normal liberals do by pretending we’re important enough for China to pay attention to us like that
Still it hurts, can't you stroke my ego more like normal liberals do by pretending I'm important enough for China to pay attention to me like that.
(that better?)
can’t you stroke our egos more like normal liberals do by pretending we’re important enough for China to pay attention to us like that
Reminds of that sad joke about a Jewish man in 1932 reading "Der Stürmer"
I can’t imagine it was much better in 1932 than what I’m reading it was in 1933 and 1934…
Obligatory Nazi: