I'm gay and offer my services

friend gets into a car wreck

"You see, when the police finish examining the wreckage of your homie's car, they'll find the burnt remnants of a photo of a thick, veiny rod which somehow miraculously survived the explosion. After painstaking forensic examination, they'll discover that the photo contains a url to the gayest porn video ever created by man, thus securing your boy's reputation as the gayest bro."

I dunno. I’ve seen appraisers undervalue these things so they can acquire it for themselves 🤣🤣🤣

How'd you feel if I check if those tits are real with my gay friend?

This is so weird.