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Ideas for programming rizz?

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I forked an opensource project to add a couple features for my wife. 😊
- And? Did she accept your, err, pull request? 😏
  
  "LGTM, merged" 😏
- This is the kind of love I need in life 💜
  So cute! And practical!
- For half a second I read this as "to add a couple of features to my wife"
  
  Plankton, from Spongebob, would.
- this is actually cute as hell
- Well, where's the fork?
- That's true love.
- That is so wholesome ❤️
- Are you One of the holy masters mentioned on the credits page yet?
  lowershisleftknee*

"Girl, I named no variables after you, because you're my only Constant"
- smooth 👍
- You’ll need an exception handler for all those dropping panties.
- "Girl, you are my Two's Complement, you're always my plus one on any occaision"
  Cuz if you invert the bits of of a binary number and add one you get its negative number, so your girlfried is an equal part of you
  
  Damn son save some for the rest of us.
- Sadly only the compiler will know the true value of my constexpr forLove;

You can also combine your names into a Linux distribution.
Deb + Ian = Debian.
- I bet they've broken up since
  
  The word "Debian" was formed as a portmanteau of the first name of his then-girlfriend (later ex-wife) Debra Lynn and his own first name
  Wiki
  
  Had tons of kids though. Have you met the buntu family?
- Literally came here to say this lol

Once when I was still a kid, I told a woman I loved her so much that I could only love her more if she was a robot.
She did not think that was romantic.
- there are so many things wrong with this
  
  I think it's kinda sweet for a kid. I mean what's cooler than a robot when you're 7? that's pretty much the pinnicle of "cool" at that age, or at least it was for me. So to compare a crush to a robot for a kid is similar to shakespear comparing thier lover to "a summer's day" or Selena Gomez comparing thier lover to "a love song"
- I met someone who looks a lot like you, she does the things you do, but she is an IBM.
- 'Cause I'm just thinking about tearing you down to check how your insides works.
- I just want to make out with my Marilyn Monrobot!

Pay for dinner

I was thinking about you when I cleaned up this codebase and removed a lot of redundant functions.
- That sounds more like breaking up.
  
  The employee that left the mess was already long gone unfortunately
  
  DuH

I send my wife code she has nfi idea about but knows I'm proud so she pretends to be impressed.
I win her heart over by making life much easier through technology and handling all that shit. When she can grab a PS4 controller, hit start, and sit on the couch, she knows not all ladies get their TV and sound system on, all inputs adjusted, game mode set, and Nintendo Switch home screen come up ready to launch Zelda.
"Babe, I could IFTTT the lights to drop to a gaming atmosphere and have your phone go into DND mode if you want. Just let me know."
SPLOOOOOOSH
- I am jealous of your wife
  
  Mine isn't impressed with stuff like that. It's been like that since we're together. It's the normal.
  These days she just rolls her eyes when another new thing gets automated.

This person misunderstands a beautiful function code can be very sexy or maybe I'm a odd girl.

 undefined

    
var LogicGate = map[string]string{
    "OR": "OR",
    "AND":  "AND",
    "NOT": "NOT",
    "NOR": "NOR",
    "NAND": "NOR",
    "XOR": "XOR",
}

func isLogicGate(inString string) (bool) {
    _, ok := LogicGate[strings.ToUpper(inString)]
    if ok {
        return true
    } else {
        return false
    }
}

func stringAsGateLogic(inString string) (bool, error) {
    inSplit := strings.Split(inString, " ")
    var phrase1 strings.Builder
    var phrase2 stringa.Builder
    var gateString string
    for word := range inSplit {
        if isLogicGate(word) {
            if len(gateString) &lt; 1{
                gateString = word
            } else {
                phrase2.WriteString(word)
            }
        } else {
            if len(gateString) &lt; 1{
                phrase1.WriteString(word)
            } else {
                phrase2.WriteString(word)
            }
        }
    }
    boolPhrase1 := bool(phrase1.String())
    boolPhrase2 := bool(phrase2.String())
    switch strings.ToUpper(gateString) {
        case "OR":
            return (boolPhrase1 || boolPhrase2), nil
        case "AND":
            return (boolPhrase1 &amp;&amp; boolPhrase2), nil
        case "NOT":
            return (!boolPhrase2), nil
        case "NOR":
            return (!(boolPhrase1 || boolPhrase2)), nil
        case "NAND":
            return (!(boolPhrase1 &amp;&amp; boolPhrase2)
        case "XOR":
            orRes := (boolPhrase1 || boolPhrase2)
            nandRes := (!(boolPhrase1 &amp;&amp; boolPhrase2))
            return (orRes &amp;&amp; nandRes), nil
        default:
            return false, fmt.Errorf("Why you do dis?: %v", inString)
    }
}

func main(){
    answer, err := stringAsGateLogic ("This person misunderstands a beautiful function code can be very sexy or maybe I'm a odd girl.")
    if err != nil {
        fmt.Println(err)
    }
    fmt.Println(answer)
}

Sorry, Hungarian notation is not beautiful.
undefined

if ok { return true } else { return false }
Why?
isLogicGate is not used. Maybe you mean to place it in "isGate" in the stringAsGateLogic for loop's if statement?
You make want to cry, when are we marrying?
I want a divorce

From one odd girl to another, I think both can be true

I made a website for my wife with a list of a ton of reasons why I love her and each time she taps the screen it shows a new one.
So... that is a thing you can do for the cost of a domain name and some cheap hosting.
- How many reasons did you code into it?
  
  I don't know, I'd have to check the database. I add to it every once in a while so it keeps growing. I think I started with around 20 or so

git branch testing.stephanie.slept.with.my.friend.brad
- Pull request rejected.
  
  Pull off request, on the other hand (ha-HA!), approved.
  Not like that removed Stephanie is gonna be helping out with that anymore.
  
  Man, I've never seen such a rapid succession of git pull and git push

Sure, but at least they won't be afraid of commitment.
- It's gonna be awkward though if there is a merge conflict 👀

Name a linux distro after her and yourself. Always works.
- Found the Hannah Montana user
- I also thought of Debian.
- Or a Linux Mint a version if he is a main contributor.

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hooking up with artists is hot cuz theyll be like "i thought of you when i wrote this song". what are tech guys gonna do? name a git branch after you? the fuck
[* I am a human volunteer and you could be too ❤️*]
- Good human!
- Do you know if there's a place where image transcribers on Lemmy are congregating, or are you just doing this independently?
  
  We started a Community https://discuss.tchncs.de/c/transcribersoflemmy. But we're small and helping out as we can.
- I knew I forgot something when posting, thank you! Good human

“The two hardest problems in programming are cache invalidation, naming things and off-by-one errors.”
- The original have been quite great even without adding the bit about off-by-one errors.

The creator of MySQL, MaxDB and MariaDB named them after his children My, Max and Maria, so why not
- after his children My
  I thought you were kidding, but his daughter is actually named "My".
  
  It helps that it's a name in another language (Finnish), where “my” isn't a word, at all.
- Then what's about MongoDB?
  
  Hi, it's me, Mongo.

I wrote an automation specifically for my partner to unlock the front door when they arrive home.
Also we got a sexy time button.
Home Assistant is a path to what many would consider... Unnatural.
- I don't have a partner and have no clue how I would update it for two, but when I start sleep tracking on my phone it turns off all my lights and turns up the fan. Opposite for waking up / alarm. It's so nice.
  
  I need that in my life some day
  
  Could set up pressure sensors for the bed, or only turn on sleep tracking when you're both ready to sleep.

No. They'll just name an entire lineup of the worlds biggest computers after your daughter.

MySQL, MariaDB, and MaxScale are all named after Ulf "Monty" Widenius' kids
- His first kid was called „My“?
  
  That or SQL
  
  Apparently. Finns are and odd bunch.
  
  Nah, he was named Sequel in the hopes he'd both benefit from and be crushed by expectations
- Imagine running out of ideas before having named one after every kid. Now that would be awkward.

When I was learning programming I wrote a small program that I called for_you.exe. It printed an animated ASCII penis ejaculating on some boobs. I emailed it to my girlfriend and thankfully she thought it was hilarious. We're still together.
- You can tell your age by the fact that you were emailing an exe file.
  
  And she was just running random exe files from emails.
- Sounds like she's got a good sense of humor... is she single?

DEADB33F
- CAFEBABE
- You should get a different nickname for your partner.
- Me being creative with IPV6 addresses 🤪
  
  face:b00c::1

I mean Steve Jobs named the Lisa after the daughter he disowned. There’s opportunities here.
- I heard NeXT was named after his ex wife.
- he really should have tried it on a third product, thats where the comedy is

It can swing both ways. Half of Taylor Swift’s songs don’t paint her ex’s in a good light.
- That probably has more to do with Taylor than her exes.

I’d feel very wooed if my wife named a Linux distro or some open source project of hers after me
- So, Debian? Named after Debra and Ian (now divorced though)
  
  Ian also happens to be dead
  
  it is its on the about debain page at https://www.debian.org/doc/manuals/project-history/intro.en.html#begining i learned somthing new today :D

Make their birthday a magic number
- I need to get on Linus' level. I've never written a function with an argument called magic2.

Keeping programming as far away from my relationships as possible.
Instead, I distract them with the fact that I'm a pretty damned good cook and know where the best hole in the wall restaurants are.
- Knowing how to cook is the meta.
  
  Sweet Baby Ray's?

Naming variables after loved ones. Stephanie += 1 Stephanie/bob = Jeff
If Jeff == Stephanie: Jerome(Stevens)

Well, I made my girlfriend a GUI app that converts subtitles from Windows-1251 to utf-8 encoding so that she doesn't have to remember how to do it. And I didn't even name it after her...
- How would this text encoding converter Gui app be named?
  
  doit(3) new.vbs
  
  At the time we were watching Stranger things a lot, so I called it demogorgon.

My partner programmed me a birthday card, so the programming flirt is real.
- How does that work? Asking for a friend
  
  A few ideas:
  a web page with beautiful CSS and possible animation
  LaTeX, for those into BDSM
  a game engine for an interactive "card"
  
  Console.WriteLine("Happy Birthday!");

A lot of projects are named after spouses and family lol
- Git for example lol
  
  Lmao, indirectly, you could say.
- Only thing that comes to my mind is MariaDB and "siblings", didn't know it's that common.
  
  Debian comes to my mind
  
  Debian is named after Debra, then girlfriend of Ian, its creator.

Nah, a whole project
- Like the Apple Lisa for example. Named after his daughter.

Okay but my partner does this with things like taking my naming suggestions for blueprints in factory games. Then he'd message me about his harambe units. 10/10 very cute
- _

I use friends and family as sample data for unit/integration tests.
At a previous job, I tested an automated email system by scheduling fake events for various US presidents. I've long left that position, but I never cleaned up the test data. Every month I still get a reminder for Nixon's upcoming reservation at the Watergate Hotel.
- This one got me

So, anyone here want to name a git branch after me? 😊
- Best I can offer is a static variable in my next coding round.
- After Margot Robbie? Hell yeah I do
  
  Yay

The classic Wizard vs Bard debate.

I made my wife a magic mirror.

Refactor them guts. Get naked.

The GNU kernel was not originally supposed to be called the Hurd. Its original name was Alix—named after the woman who was my sweetheart at the time. She, a Unix system administrator, had pointed out how her name would fit a common naming pattern for Unix system versions; as a joke, she told her friends, “Someone should name a kernel after me.” I said nothing, but decided to surprise her with a kernel named Alix.
Source: https://www.gnu.org/gnu/thegnuproject.en.html

Have all of your functions named after loved ones and/or nicknames for your genitalia - that way you can say stuff like “muh dick needs to call shawty in order to work”.

Unit test dummy data is full of it. Need an arbitrary date? Pick a special birthday. Location? Wherever you first met.
Not the most public dedication, but perhaps more impactful than yet another song about the one that got away.

"hello beautiful"

duuude, one of my favorite devices ever was a pre-ipod mp3 player (empeg), and it had "wendy filters".. which were essentially 'my girlfriend is in the car, dont play this shit'.. but i seem to recall that was the name of the feature 'wendy filters'

I once made a little animation apology thingy with libGDX for a friend

I'm a handy man, I was thinking of you when I was spackling drywall baby.
- Skim coat a heart with your initials in it, so when the light hits the wall just right you can see the texture difference through the paint.

automate your life's menial tasks

I thought of you when i made this AI.

X: "Your code isn't working because there's something missing at the end of this line"
Y: "Oh. Well then, do you wanna semicolon?"
That's rizzzz with a Z++.
Step up, song makers. Don't get tied up in your chords
- Me trying to write a love song: Crap, I just re-wrote "Giant Steps"

I think this would count, a polygonal heart made via a custom text format and loaded into Raylib. I'm a shut-in though, so I don't know.
(link for non-Kbin) Is this rizz?
- If you can teach me Raylib than I consider myself rizzed up
  
  Unfortunately I also disappoint in that way as well. I haven't done much (nothing game-like) and need help myself. I'm not even sure if I want Raylib or if something like SFML or SDL (or some other Linux-friendly framework) would be better for polygon features.
  The relevant code here actually doesn't really depend on Raylib at all (aside from producing the actual polygon itself), it just reads a file and creates a sequence of Vector2 values. Also, it's in Nim-lang, but here's a screenshot of (most of) the code if interested. (also a while before this I've also made a similar thing that loads basic game-book pages (story, button names, button descriptions, buttons open linked page) aka CYOA, though I couldn't really create actual content for it to test/develop it further)
  Also I'd probably be trying to use Godot 4 if the Nim-lang bindings were there, particularly because polygons (see this animated eye made in Godot 4, or this meme frame made in Godot 3).

Name software after their daughters (MySQL/MariaDB)

My hostnames on NixOS refer to close ones :)
- Mine are the serial numbers of Star ships.

Another rizz line: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwoLlzYpuyt/
^I ^apologize ^for ^the ^Instagram ^link ⁱⁿ ^advance
- God, what I love aboit this is, when she disconnects. He makes a sound that kind of sounds like a laugh. Like he's breaking character. Don't know why. I could be wrong. But I find it funny

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