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Stamets @startrek.website

2y ago

This is so fucking stupid but I cannot stop laughing

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Disgusting. I love it! 👍
- Love your Good Place username too!
  
  Thanks!

It’s only stupid because an octopus is way too simple. In reality it was way more complicated and disgusting than that. It was some weird bonkers 24th century insanity that we can’t even imagine.
Shame on you and your provincial, limited earth imagination.
Boo!
- Is this how they make Ultraporn?

I am really loving the heavy star trek memes here.
- Well we are the preeminate Star Trek meme community! Stick around! We've got a crew of top tier memers! I just spam shit and what sticks sticks.

Between shapeshifters and the holodeck, my libido would probably actually be able to be tamed.
- I don't want to think about that poor Ferengi who has to clean DS9's holodecks. Best case, cleaning is fully automated; worst case, Quark can get it done cheaper by lowballing his staff.
  
  An opportunity to link this!!
  Life of a holodeck janitor
  
  I always figured the forcefield system would handle everything 🤷🏻‍♂️ either vaporizing it or repulsing it all down a drain.
  Actually, IIRC they made a joke about being the holodeck jizzmopper on Lower Decks. 🤔
  
  Rom. Rom cleans the holosuite. And somehow he's still happy.
  
  Given that transporters exist, and can be used to target specific materials, I would think that it would indeed be an automated process.
- That makes one of us. Think the chastity kink still exists in the 24th century? Lol

Same relationship raven and beast boy have lol

Where do you keep coming up with this gold? 🤣
- I sold my soul
  
  Worth it 🍻

Eww, gross. Where can I get me one of those?
- Gamma Quadrant.

This is terrible. Please keep it up with the incorrect quotes!

I mean let's be real ... once you go changling you can't go back ... no matter your gender/species.

Kira please stop asking me to turn into anime characters

Imagine only having sex with eight limbs.
Pathetic
- Eight is at least one short for all holes being filled and two for breasts. Better to start with 10 limbs and go up from there.
  
  ... are... Is... Nostrils?

Do they have octopi in Bajor?
- The white animal life works in the Star Trek universe is planet name plus earth animal name.
  So you get Risa Goats, and Klingon battle walrus.
- Maybe they have octopuses or octopodes.
  English is a stupid language
  
  "Tell us about it...oktopodes BTW..." The Greeks
- Not exactly, they look like earth octopus but are backwards and ungrateful. They have built no statues to bajoran fishermen.

His name is Timothy!

turn into an octopus. I command you. I am your superior officer.

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