edinbruh @feddit.it I choose the 10 millions, thanks
33 0 Replyepicsninja @lemmy.world 10 million isn't a bad deal, but it's so hard to find good bugs today so I think I'll take the bugs.
19 0 ReplyNarrrz @kbin.social Damn, that's a tough call. It's free to sleep there, right? The savings in rent might almost be worth it at this point
11 0 Replychaos rat @slrpnk.net
The picture on the left provides better standard than a lot of "student" apartaments I've visited while looking for a flat. That aside, I'm polish. I'm used to cockroaches.
Where's my $10Mil?
9 0 ReplyHuddaBudda @kbin.social
Big problems sometimes have easy solutions
Step 1, set up bug bomb and commit mass genocide on the insect population
Step 2: spend 3-6 hours away from the home doing errands or meeting up with a friend.
Step 3: Vacuum or sweep
Step 4: laugh your way to the bank with a $9,999,990
4 0 Replybanned @sh.itjust.works
No it be more like
Step 4: sleep in boring non-bug filled bathroom for 9 days
Step 5: go home with no cash because you chose bathroom vacation instead of cash
3 0 Replysycamore @lemmy.world It sounds like you chose the big room so no money for you.
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parrot-party @kbin.social
The German (cockroaches) are invading again?
3 0 Replychaos rat @slrpnk.net
No, we are the cockroaches, because no matter what you do we always come back.
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Yote.zip @pawb.social
I need the bugs
9 0 ReplyMetroIsntAMetro @lemmy.jmss.io I'll take the cash rather than sleeping there
7 0 ReplyFosheze @lemmy.world Sure why not. It would.just remind me of summer camp. When it comes to waking up effectively coffee doesn't even come close to the feeling of a cockroch running across your face.
6 0 ReplyDaGeek247 @kbin.social
I'd just take the cash, honestly.
8 0 ReplyHolzkohlen @feddit.de
Do you think there is a market for an alarm clock which utilizes tactical cockroaches to run across your face?
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sycamore @lemmy.world I'd take the cash, to be honest.
6 0 Replyclaymore @lemmy.world I'm a bit hungry so give me the room please thanks
5 0 ReplyTragicNotCute @lemmy.world
…OR?!
4 0 ReplyAnother Catgirl @lemmy.blahaj.zone pressure wash this room with bleach
3 0 Replyvictoria @lemmy.blahaj.zone eepy
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