unalivejoy @lemm.ee The story implies she shot herself. Fat kills.
81 4 Replybalderdash @lemmy.zip
Gun's dont kill people. Sentient fat rolls kill people. Stay away from food kids
13 0 ReplytheFibonacciEffect @feddit.de Stay away from wheat and wheat byproducts
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Eheran @lemmy.world Indeed. What is up with that?
10 0 ReplyDragonTypeWyvern @literature.cafe The person you are most likely to kill with your guns is yourself.
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HornyOnMain [she/her] @hexbear.net
iirc she left the safety off and it went off accidentally and grazed her as well as someone else
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I Cast Fist @programming.dev
Title reminds me of this one - https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/the-most-american-movie
32 0 Replyanonono @lemmy.world no open carry? what is this? the soviet union?
30 0 Replyexplodicle @local106.com You joke, but these are the same people who think being banned from a server is "censorship". The joke will become reality, again.
9 1 ReplyFauxPseudo @lemmy.world
You joke but the people most likely to carry are more likely to support Putin over Biden.
2 3 ReplyViking_Hippie @lemmy.world Modern Russia isn't the Soviet Union though, very far from it. It's a fascist theocracy.
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blackn1ght @feddit.uk
Did she even know it was there?
18 1 ReplyMothra @mander.xyz
If it's missing an eagle somwhere, I don't want to know where, just leave it OP thanks
15 0 ReplyFrozengyro @lemmy.world Needs a 'she's suing them for negligence.'
12 0 Reply_stranger_ @lemmy.world That victim's name? Landeagle Walmart.
8 0 ReplypH3ra @lemmy.ml OP
But I already got the cage... Come on...
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lichtmetzger @feddit.de
Here I am
Rock you like a Murican
13 0 Replythepoaster @lemmy.ml
10/10
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Andrew @mander.xyz
Is there a new season or I forgot this episode?
11 0 ReplyLittleYellowDigger @lemm.ee I think it’s the one where they’re on the toy train that north got for Christmas or something like that
11 0 ReplyAlexstarfire @lemmy.world You forgot this episode, or at least this part. It's a season 4 episode, Never Rocking Morty.
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son_named_bort @lemmy.world No, that's too American.
8 0 ReplyAliOski @feddit.nl And some explosions of course and the USA's national anthem earrape
7 1 ReplyChrisLicht @lemm.ee
2 0 ReplyCIA_chatbot @lemmy.world CACAW! ♬ Oooonward toooo, the danger zoooone ♬
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