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Hofmaimaier @feddit.org

2w ago

dunno, no honestly dunno.

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I would never, even if my life depended on it, come up with the translation on the left.
- If stay, stay 4ever
  U go, do it today
  👌
  
  if (stay) { stay4(ever); u = go; do { it(today); } }

If you get a tattoo, make sure you regret it for the rest of your life.
- No ragrets.
  
  No Rugrats.
  
  Not even a single letter?
- Though I personally am not a tattoo fan, I can appreciate that some look cool. However, the fact that there's a lucrative business in laser removal shows that a great many people seemingly do not appreciate the permanence of a tattoo, which shows an incredible lack of forward thinking.
- that's why 14yos can't tatoo
- My rule is: I'll get a tattoo when I think of one that I'll still think is cool every decade hence.
  I have yet to get a tattoo.
  Though current candidates:
  children's names
  family crest
  
  Honestly, family crest feels like a solid choice.
  We don't have one so that's out for me, and although my kids are my world, I don't feel the inclination to get 'em tattooed on me.
  Is the crest a classy design? If so I'd say go for it.
- ~~Turbocharger~~ alternator life.

Hey, let’s get just the letter U tattooed! Not “you,” just “u.” This is gonna be permanent, dammit! Also, don’t write “forever,” put a four cause that’s how I know it’s spelled from texting in 2005. Also, can it be made illegible? Excellent. Slap that shit on my body, pronto!
- Best, investment, ever.

I have never once not agreed with the cat in this meme
- Same

!dontdeadopeninside@lemmy.ohaa.xyz
- And its counterpart, !nosafetysmokingfirst@sh.itjust.works is also neat

What’s that funny character that stands in for ‘for’?
- A tall skinny 4
- Ansuz - Freyr eye roll
  Sorry more like Heimdalls Nauthiz....

Fever today! Fever tomorrow! Fever forever!
- Fever forever
  \ I'll be waiting
  \ Everlasting like the Sun
  \ Live forever
  \ For the moment
  \ Ever searching for the one

This is absolutely not a tattoo that will make you cringe every time when your age gets into double digits.
- I really doubt someone had this inflicted upon their body, voluntarily or otherwise, when they were >10
  I see your point, but they were well into double digits when this happened
  
  Nigel probably meant "triple digits."

Should I stay or should I go now?
If you stay stay to it fever
\ If you go stay to it fever today
Or whatever the clash said

Cats get this.

I assume it makes more sense from different perspectives

Maybe it's like some local guy in SE Asia that got it? Like their equivalent to the westerner who comes back home thinking he has some profound statement in Thai tattooed on him, but it's really just gibberish from a takeout menu.

https://youtu.be/i1_fDwX1VVY
- Username checks out.

The two I read are "If u stay, go. Stay do it fever today" and "if stay, stay fever u go. Do it today"

I would have never gotten that.

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