This is NOT how you make a popsicle

Frozen sugar treat ✅

Wooden stick ✅

Stuffed in a plastic bag ✅

Looks like a popsicle to me

I'm guessing this was melted and then re-frozen

Either it's the companies fault, shops fault or op's fault

Do you always take off your shoes before eating a popsicle?

I mean, it's clearly how they made that popsicle...

Your title is as mildly infuriating as the picture.

Update: You've changed it and now I look like the asshole.

This is her you make a popsicle

His whaaaa?

No it hisin't...

They have altered the agreement. Pray, that they do not alter it further.

Hi. Is this buttplug still available?