They uwued my boy! [Rule]

I went to restock on my pitstick and I struggled to find it due to the redesign

I couldn't help but laugh when I saw it as it now looks so damn similar to one of friend's suits

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Women's products have scents like 'lavender' and 'peach.'
Men's have names like 'wolf thorn' and 'black ice.'
- I once had a deodorant whose scent was "trench warfare". Gave me a little chuckle every time. I think my current scent is "Livid Monarchism" or something. Lavender is nice too though.
  
  Uhhh that gun powder, piss and death scent 🥵
  /s
  
  I have a facial cream "for men", the sales pitch was how it shields your skin when braving sharp winds and weather xD
  
  Yes, company, please tell us all what "naval supremacy" smells like
  
  Mine’s leather and cookies.
- I also enjoy how it's apparently "sweet citrus scent". I was expecting "wolf thorn" to smell like a lot of things, but neither sweet nor citrus was one of them...
  
  I did a search and saw one plant called 'wolf thorn'
  Wolf thorn [one word or two] sounds like a character in a 'GOT' ripoff.
  Also, according to my spellcheck function, 'wolfthorn' is not a word.
- Leather and cookies
  
  AXE LEATHER AND COOKIES
  Actual product. Caramba!
  
  That would get me to test how it smells
- "Wolfthorn" is orange, lychee, coconut, and pineapple. At least according to my search just now.
  
  I mean, it has to smell like something.
- I accidentally bought a bodywash that's apparently 50% menthol. It smells like cough syrup
- Black ice is a car freshener
  
  Black ice is a car freshener that's being sold to men.
  I once went into a Auto Zone and they had a wall full of different fresheners, the cardboard kind you hang off the mirror. Everything from Playmates to happy bunnies [no pun intended]
  I asked which was the most powerful, and the clerk told me they were all just about the same.
- Men get all the cool names 😎
  
  Englebert Humperdink has entered the chat...

OWO…someone stinky?! :3
- :3 not anymore, I'm citrusy now
  
  What that citrusy do?
  
  Missed opportunity to use citrussy ;)
- They see "24/7" on the packaging and only use it once per week.

I… just want unscented deodorant, and the one brand I’ve been buying since high school seems to be trying to kill the unscented line because only one store around me carries it anymore. And none of the other common brands have an unscented variety around.
I guess I’ll switch to the lavender if I have to.
- When my dad found out the aftershave he used since high school was being discontinued he bought two cases of it.
  That was about 15 years ago and he’s only halfway through the first case.
  I’m probably going to inherit a lot of it. Sadly I don’t shave.
  
  Bearded or woman?
  
  Couldn’t he just have used isopropyl alcohol?
- Life pro tip: Use a block of alum.. It's competely unscented. Just gotta wet it a bit before use.
  
  And lasts for ages. You can also use it to stop bleeding, though it STINGS.
- This stuff is like 3USD, idk if you can get it in the US, but I put it on after showering, before bed, and it works the next day.
  
  tysm for sharing that 72h deo
- I make my own deodorant cream out of cocos oil, starch and soda. It is not an antiperspirant, as it doesn't plug the pores. The soda (which is the ingredient actually doing the job) slows down the bacteria who live on the skin surface and who digest the sweat and make it stink. So you can still sweat, but don't stink.
  
  The starch helps absorbing moisture

Old spice has gone up like 50% since covid so I switched. Shit is like $9 a stick here
- A stick? Not even the aerosol?
  
  Sorry I lied. I just checked and a stick is now $9.99. The aerosol is only $9 though

As someone who gives less fucks with each passing day, I fuck with Scentbird. After decades of masculinity and musk, I now combine those with florals, feminine perfumes, and shit.
I've gotten more positive feedback from the moms at school pickup, than I ever did just wearing cologne. Like standing there at the edge of the group, "what's that smell? It's kinda floral but not just that? That's amazing!" chatter, and I gave them my wrist to check, and confirmed.
Wasn't this the point of CK One?
- NGL finding deodorant that doesn't smell awful is kinda hard for me. My sense of smell is easily my most sensitive sense which makes a lot of things really overwhelming. (So many new things I buy need to be left to air out for a day or more before I can use them)
  Especially if it's marketed to men. So many men's products have smells like "Smoke, tobacco, whisky, etc" and I'm just sitting here going "I don't want to smell like shit, I wanna smell nice"
  This one though IMO is one of my favorites, it smells nice and fruity and it's not over powering. It's subtle.
  And it plays really nicely with my shampoo and body wash.
  
  Wolfthorn is straight up delicious.
  There was one time, specifically, I'd lied down for bed, post shower, arms raised fully above my head, arched back, presenting, and I thought to myself, "what thE FUCK SMELLS So good?!" And it was me. And it was a great feeling. It was citrus.
- Fuck yeah, rock it. I am a naturally very manly smelling person, sometimes to my dismay, so I always stayed with scents that "matched": cedar, sandalwood, rosemary, juniper, bergamot, and the like. I often smelled like a lumber mill or a very conversational pot roast.
  I got a scent sampler pack from Boy Smells a bit ago and I get so many compliments from others when I wear them.
  
  conversational pot roast.
  I wanna see that OldSpice
- most people LOVE a man with some femininity in them

Dont be shy, post the friend's suit 👀
- When I asked them if I could share a picture of their suit they said they'd prefer if I didn't, so unfortunately I can't share any pics of it.
  They've only had it now for a little less than a year so I understand why they're a bit cagey about sharing pictures of it out of context
  
  That's so valid, hope they have a great time with it!