Sign the Petition: Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide

This has been done too much, I'd like to see a campaign to ban sodium chloride instead.

They forgot to add that it has the highest pH rating of any known acid.

100% of people consuming it have died. Eventually. That stuff is dangerous!

The author of the petition is really looking out for others by not using the unlucky number in the list and taking care of souls for centuries even after their body's gone

by signing this petition, the undersigned agrees and acknowledges that the creator of this petition has legal ownership of my soul for the remainder of my natural life plus 1000 years.

Finally someone is thinking about our children

Ever since high school chemistry, I've wondered if it would be more correct to refer to it as hydrogen hydroxide. Yes? No?

Everyone knows dihydrogen monoxide is water, they’re not going to ban it. What we need to ban is hydric acid, that’s the most dangerous chemical in the world.