chemotherapy mother

What the actual fuck is this, please tell me this wasn't written by a sentient being?

CHEMOMMY

WTF..

What a terrible day to know how to read.

I barely understand any of it, but that makes it even more beautiful.

Craziest theragun ad placement I've ever seen

I don't understand what is happening.

Shakespeare wishes he could write a master piece like this.

I don't think psilocybin would remediate this.

Literary warcrime, please tell the Hague.

You would have to be a masochist to use a Theragun on your ladybits.

My first question is what's a Theragun? My other questions are about everything else that's happening...

i've seen this screenshot before. the moment i read "ballet injuries", i braced myself