Kevin McCallister and [redacted]

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I think the current us president photo should be a black square everywhere. that's how they like to present themself so I think it's worth to respect that. /s
- He should be redacted in every sense. Like the 'Redacted-Kennedy Centre'...
- When this pedophile finally leaves office, and adults actually take back the White House they should first restore the past presidents photos and plaques... but this idiots will be a black square.
  
  No, put up his mugshot

I've no idea what type of orange coloured sexual deviant is behind that black rectangle but what I do know is that no child should ever follow the directions it gives you.
Ok, maybe they will be the correct directions? Or maybe it'll be directions to it's best friend the convicted paedo and child trafficker Jeffery Epstein's room where they will both rape you relentlessly?
Again, I have no idea what obese comb over using thing is behind that black rectangle...
- Genocidal mass murderer too.

It's crazy that compared to this the OJ Simpson scenes in Naked Gun series, including his portrait in the reboot, are still in good taste.
I wish we didn't live in this timeline.

the movie should have ended with the shovel guy from part one cracking him over the skull and then the bird lady throwing bird seed on him
right before the director yells action

How the bastard used to be seen as a fucking buffoon, a caricature of what crass capitalism was. So much that he was more entertainment than actual business acumen.
Also, fuck you Roy Cohn.
- America was laughing our collective ass off when this hit:
  Trump: The Game
  What kills me is GenX and Boomers voting for this conman. We have no excuse not to remember America's laughing stock, we were there.

I still stand by my conspiracy theory that the attempt to assassinate Trump was all staged and rigged by the deep state. I could even swear I've seen one of the crisis actors in a movie.
For anyone who doesn't understand sarcasm it is a reference to Sandy hook.

This type of censorship actually happened once for real. There was a Todd Solondz movie called Storytelling. One of its segments had Selma Blair having sex with Robert Wisdom and on the American DVD release - that whole situation was covered up by a giant red box.

Your friend Jeffy did what? [Redacted] I'm not sure I want to sleepover at Michael Jackson's house. [Redacted]. Okay mister. Thanks for the advice and directions! [Redacted].

What is Kevin doing with a monolith from 2001? Is he trying to learn advanced ways to deal with criminals breaking into his house? Is he not satisfied with his current traps?