InevitableSwing [none/use name] @hexbear.net

3d ago

["The cause of death was death" news] The DNC won't release its postmortem report on what went wrong for Democrats in 2024.

www.nbcnews.com DNC won't release its report on what went wrong for Democrats in 2024

DNC Chair Ken Martin ordered a postmortem report after he assumed his post and said it would help the party learn from mistakes. Now he says releasing it would be a distraction.

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GAZA. THEY KNOW

The official added that as Democrats feel optimistic about their positioning ahead of the 2026 midterms, the national party committee didn't want to turn the party’s focus backward.
"For a second we thought we'd actually have to do things, but thank God the Republicans are out there scaring the poors back in line and we can go back to do absolutely nothing. If the poors ever get uppity again, we'll just remind them that it puts the neoliberalism on its skin or it gets the fascism again. The cycle must continue, same as it always has."
- Surely never learning anything from past mistakes is both a winning strategy and also something that the "adults in the room" should be proud to admit they're doing
- Where’s that leftypol analysis of Harry Potter? Literally just the libs hoping fascists defeat themselves and they don’t have to lift a finger.
- didn't want to turn the party’s focus backward
  true, if you're busy eyefucking fascism you gotta turn your head 180⁰ to see the left.

maybe we shouldn't have campaigned as Republicans-lite when Republicans Premium were on the ballot
- INTERNAL DNC MEMORANDA
  The failure of FashyLite™ was surely due to the marketing. We can still fix it!
  
  it's always the messaging that's the problem because everybody just doesn't realize how much they want what our donors want
- how dare you complain about the only alternative to maga. Dnc is the civilized version

They're going to run Kamala again 💀
- Unless they kill the primary again and shove her in she doesn’t stand a chance
  An equally useless ghoul like Gruesome Gavin for sure, but Kamala couldn’t win a primary
  
  I think it's gonna be Gavin
- Or a newsom/Cheney ticket. it's to honor her late father and the Cheney family

Hmm, it seems the voters hated our support for Israel, support for war, ignoring climate change, not fighting for healthcare...oh-oh no...
Reviews all the Dem actions taken since the election*

Uh, can't share this, too, uh, distracting?
- wait they also didn't like our most lethal military plans or wanting to do trumps immigration policies???
  
  Wait a second, college boy. We paid you good money for useful analysis and you’re telling us Tim “the expansion of Israel and its’ proxies is a fundamental necessity for the United States” Walz was not a smash hit with the youth?

It must seem like I have posting mania this morning. I hope I don't. It seems to me that it's a very unusual situation. Bluesky gave me so much to post about.
- Never stop posting, comrade.
- I appreciate you going deep into the slop mines to serve me the freshest lib shit.
- It must seem like I have posting mania this morning.
  
  praxis?
- No one here will ever complain about posting comrade

In our conversations with stakeholders from across the Democratic ecosystem…
lmao fuck the constituents amirite
- they consulted the democratic ouroboros. no external influence shall enter.
- "Stakeholders from across the Democratic ecosystem" - actually made me chuckle. I didn't read the article and even though I assumed you were honestly quoting it - I still had to see it for myself. Holy mother of fuck.

"In our conversations with stakeholders from across the Democratic ecosystem, we are aligned on what’s important, and that’s learning from the past and winning the future. Here’s our North Star: does this help us win? If the answer is no, it’s a distraction from the core mission,” the statement continues.
The core mission of keeping the billionaire donors happy.

It occurs to me that this is the DNCs Epstein file
Aside from DNC members being in the Epstein file

Anyone see JB Pritzker’s AMA? Lots of questions about running more people with conviction and stopping ICE. Dude gave some bogus braveheart monologue without answering anything and even redditors called him out on it. Often times he wouldn’t even answer serious questions, would instead answer inane tripe ‘what’s your favorite state park to jack off in’
- Obviously it’s Millenium Park. Standing outside, flicking the giant bean
- ‘what’s your favorite state park to jack off in’
  Pike's Peak. Heh.

Ensuring that nobody learns from any mistakes.
- that's because it wasn't a mistake

Cowards.

I'm starting to think this Ken Martin dude isn't going to do anything to help people just continue the tradition head of dnc being beholden the corporate donors.
I was told by many on lw he would turn it around
- lw
  ???
  
  Lemmy.world users

I wonder if the Democratic Party refusing to let voters choose nominees is on the list.
- The Democratic Party in the library with the candlestick.
  ~~Colonel Mustard in the library with the candlestick.~~

They're going to use this to figure out how they can barely lose next time too. But they won't lose the checks from the donor class.

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