Lazy Susan
Lazy Susan

Lazy Susan

'Tis often said that laziness is a virtue in engineers
'Tis, 'tisn't't?
I will do as much work as I need to so I can avoid doing work repeatedly.
"I'd rather fail to automate process for 2 weeks, than spend a day doing it twice"
You have to be clever to be truly lazy.
This explains everything about Microsoft UX.
And now AI can fuck it all up and cost zero effort!
Reminds me of this classic:
why is she burning that bald man
Seems like he deserved it.
Yep.
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In this house, it is an "efficient Susan". Such a masterfully engineered piece of equipment shall not be degraded!
I had a roommate in college that always called it "lazy removed the Susan". I don't know why, but that stuck and it's what my wife and I have called it ever since.
The indefagitable Susan!
Pretty, pretty, pretty good.
They don't need gravy, potatoes or water. They need to lord over her, and she just removed that, that lazy bi-
-sexual old man will have to fetch his own peas, and that other guy can go fu-
-ll re-
to be fair, she could never do anything meaningful because she's a woman. its not her fault.
My family calls them Sleazy Susans.
No reason, it just sounds funny.
1+2=3
Very good, Susan!
E=mc²