Finally, the day visualized!
Finally, the day visualized!
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He drinks a drink to remind him of the OpSec
He drinks a drink to remind him of the Oops Sec
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Something something triple sec
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The answer was a Hegseth Margarita®!
4oz tequila
0oz Opsec
1oz Limejuice
1oz syrup
20oz Donnie Cum
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He just falls down
He can't get up again
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His career is falling down
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10/10, thank you
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he drinks two drinks in the morning he drinks two drinks at night he drinks two drinks in the afternoon it makes him feel alt-right
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He drinks two drinks in times of peace, and two in time of war. He drinks two drinks before he drinks two drinks, and then he drinks two more.
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He needs drink in the morning,
He needs drink in the evening,
Every day of the we-ee-eek give him liquor
He don't care if it's rainin', don't care if it's snowin'
Long as there's a bottle standin' there showin'
Oh he needs drink always, can't go a single day
If he ain't riding high, then honey, he just can't stay,
He needs drink always, from the sunset to the dawn
If you ain’t got a big ole’ flask, boy, just move along
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He sings the songs that remind him of the Signal chat.
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He sings songs that remind of the murderin'
Ohhh hegsyboy, hegsyboyyy
He slurps one down, then fills it up again
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That pie is missing the "comitting war crimes" slice
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Gotta add a portion for taking a leak after all the drinks, and another for leaking things via Signal.
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What leaks do you think he's investigating?
The random ones that appear in his pants. He still hasn't found the culprit tho.
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leaking the night away
leaking the niiiiiight away
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Where's "accidentally group chatting state secrets to randos?"
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I think we can just replace "leak investigations" with "leak state secrets" and it covers both
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I wish CBS did this.
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This graphic came from The Late Show with Stephen Colbert so, technically they did :)
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Oh good!
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How does he have the extra time to leak investigations? I barely can get to my cider drink before bedtime
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See, this is why he's in charge of the greatest military the world has ever known. He can multitask! Only the best people!
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...this reminds me of a song, but I can't for the life of me think of the name.
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Uhhhh, so I might be able to give you a hint ...
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...lmfao you just might
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🎶He blows up boats,
And the survivors too
While he drinks that whiskey down
He chats on apps
That are insecure
And he'll never be held to account🎶
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Love Chumbawamba
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Oh, Donny Boy
Donny Boy
Donny Boy
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the late show
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When does he have the fishing boats blown up and the survivors gunned down? Guess while drinking...
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There should be 2 circles, as he's always doing both at the same time.
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And seeing double
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Drinking in the morning. Drinking in the evening. Drinking at supper time. When drinking on a bagel you can have drinking anytime.
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He gets knocked down
He fails up again.
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You forgot the war crimes
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