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Makes sense lol
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Fellas, is it gay to be straight?
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Dudes just warming up to tell people he’s gay.
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This is the most closeted person I've ever seen, and I once held the world record for longest hide 'n' seek session in an IKEA warehouse.
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It is ridiculous how much damage is done by dudes who are too brainwashed and fragile to admit to themselves that all they need to be happy is to just openly fuck other dudes.
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Dudes fuckin dudes on the orders of Rock Hard Jesus
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That’s right bros. Also, every time you have sex with a woman, you absorb some of her oestrogen and become feminised. (She also absorbs some of your testosterone, which makes you extra gay for having sex with her.)
The implication of this is that the hygienically challenged chunguses who have been chronically devoid of validating girlfriends are not the pathetic losers they were mocked for in school, but secretly true princes among men, the custodians of manly virtues. It’s a new heroic pseudohistorical mythology, like Jakob’s Grafted Devil for incels or something.
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This is why to not be gay you must exclusively have sex with men
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The fuck is this brainrot.
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Might as well...
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Guys, is this real? Did s/he actually really post that in all seriousness?
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I checked all of his twitter posts from 2025/11/21 till today (bad idea, please don't do the same), and didn't find this particular tweet.
I tried the wayback machine, but his twitter page hadn't been crawled in or after November.
I dug a bit more with DuckDuckGo, out of the 6 or 7 webpages I checked, most of them didn't question its validity.
One of those pages[^1] confidently claimed that it was a real post which had some user interaction before it was deleted. The page even mentioned a username, which stood out to me:
Now I wondered if I could verify whether the post was real by finding this user named "Biscuits" and checking his activity throughout November. I have no idea how Twitter works, but I was hoping to find an old reply to the original tweet. There was one prominent user named Biscuit on xcancel. However, I couldn't find any replies or mentions to Andrew Tate[^2]
[^1]: Link to page WARNING: Use an adblock or filter like Ublock origin
[^2]: Link to xcancel.com, with Biscuits's activity on November
TLDR: Idk man, maybe not?
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makes sense
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This is the funniest shit I’ve read all year
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