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flamingos-cant (hopepunk arc) @feddit.uk

3w ago

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We have fish and chip shops in the US.... No human American would ever say "a French fry restaurant".
- Do they do scraps, curry sauce, or mushy peas though?
  
  What's scraps precious?
  
  I'm afraid not.
  
  No, we have standards.
- So Real American Politician Ted Cruz?
- We have poutineries in Canada that basically are just french fry restaurants and nothing else. New York Fries comes to mind.

Is he talking about a chippy? Should be called Portuguese fry restaurant then.
- Gotta be a chippy or a Dairy

We didn’t send our best.
- About time your best got off their arses and did something.

mais oui

New York Crimes

Hey, friterie exists in French XD

Uh... we have friteries in France. What's the problem there? I don't get it.

Uuh I'll have a large fry with, uh, extra fries. Oh, and make it a Superfry Deal, so i get an extra medium fry.
Joke country

Brits, I will not be taking shit for this. We both know that both of us would absolutely go to a French Fry shop.

Are they referencing McDonald's?

This has the same energy as the time a sub-editor changed “rugby hooker” to the more US-friendly “rugby prostitute”, preserving the meaning perfectly.

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