Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife?

I'd have gay sex with her

No wonder MAGAs are obsessed with Cucks, their wives are desperate to feel something other than pain.

It's mad how far I had to scroll to find that you're the only person who's clocked how she's looking at him

Sounds like he just doesn't want to have sex with his wife. That's pretty gay.

... They could try saying the alphabet, that's at least a place to start.

Yeah. That's essentially it.

I'd argue that he's just trying to claim that the reason no woman has ever gotten pleasure from sex with him is because he didn't want her to.

No other way to see it.

you should also notice that's the conservative worldview in general. people only have a right to exist as long as they're useful to society in one way or another. the same also appears in the work context, where they're sternly against "handouts" because they don't want to give "lazy" people a way to exist.

no, that's gay

... Have you not encountered a Republican before?

Now I have to tell my wife I've been gay all these years.

I'm guessing the logic is:

Gay people only have sex for pleasure (because they can't reproduce), therefore, all sex for pleasure is gay.

Its like saying fish only swim in water because they can't go on land, therefore, all creatures that swim are fish.

Damn didn't know Lemmy drafted Aristotle. Another win for the Fediverse.

Dear Aunt Agatha,
\ I own a dick.
\ I like to have my dick caressed by other dick-loving individual.
\ What does that make me?
\ Sincerely,
\ All-out-now McJohnson

Lol that was pretty good

Oh damn. Same here, but different.

Given the grindr stats that follow them wherever they go, this seems plausible.

Yeah, was gonna say - this guy is another one of the "always, in every context, thinking about gay sex" closeted Republicans. Religion does this to them, the systematic and merciless repression of sexuality causes it to become an immense burden.

Getting your boywife boipreggers is completely heterosexual behavior

Heh, so the ancient Greeks were on to something?

He's trolling, right? Like he can't be seriously sitting there saying that?

I mean, a whole lot of them really do seem to want to go back to Roman/Greek norms, so uh...

Does this toga make my (UwU) look fat?

Sound bite listening republicans on facebook, twitter, etc. These people exist so there is a big enough 'ecosystem' to capture the common person who is swayed by public opinion. That is, where public opinion is the vague sense they have of everyone agreeing with them because it's all they see between little puppy videos or recipe videos or their weird aunt ranting about democrats being evil.

I'd have to know who he is to know he's garbage

This implies women can't be as bigoted as men and i can tell you they most CERTAINLY can

That's a common urban legend that has been pervasive, but is still untrue. Conservatives get ZERO pussy, and that problem was conquered in 1976 when they began to reproduce asexually.

I'm not sure they all choose.

Imagine being a woman and being a Republican

Can you imagine choosing to fuck a democrat? Id want to find ouf many many kids she has to know how much welfare she getting. Spin the wheel cuz she has at least 1 std.

Oh, she doesn't want a husbsnd, she just wants the money from child support.

Look republican girls are just as stupid and shitty, if you decide to "pick a side" and you are red or blue, just leave my colorless ass outta your bullshit.

Edit: basically if a large part of your "identity" is being left or right. Red or blue. Democrat or or republican. I dont particularly want to talk to you.

I also realize it may be an intelligence issue. I may to stupid to understand all the minutiaes. But alas, politics sucks.

Calm down Ben Shapiro

It’s really sad to see what Donald has done to people’s brains.

This isn't Trump. This is standard conservative brainworms going back to the Limbaugh Era and before. Just textbook Protestant-flavored Homophobic Misogyny. Dig through James Dobson's prodigious backlog of public brainfarts or poke around in the Joe Pyne archives, you'll find similar sentiments and commentary.

Enjoying good sex with one’s wife is now checks notes gay

Anything that gives a person undeserved pleasure is sinful. And the Protestant Work Ethic teaches us that only productive economy-stimulating labor is a worthwhile pursuit. Sex is a job, not a hobby. You do it to make the babies, not to experience any kind of corporeal pleasure.

raping children on an island is checks notes Ephebophilia

That falls under the "Very Rich Guy's Addendum" to the Protestant Work Ethic. If you're rich, it proves you worked harder than everyone else and none of the working class rules apply.

I hate to play the devil's advocate here, especially since I believe all MAGAs are douchebags, but Luke Moody's stupid statement could also be interpreted a different way, like maybe he meant that he impregnates his wife every time he gives her an orgasm. So, like, once a year, tops.

implying ephebophilia isn't bad

If it keeps these people from breeding, then there's your silver lining.

I think women would be happier with toys instead of these guys, too. It’s win-win!

Turns out gay sex is the best sex! 🌈🏳️‍🌈🌈👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👨

🎵 Every sperm is sacred... 🎵

Having sex with your wife exactly once a year to avoid seeming too gay to the homies.

My buddy lost the ability to father children when his balls got crushed by a Jeep in a car accident. Does that mean he’s gay by default?

Girls don't hate their guts. Conservative women recognize this as virtue signaling and respond with the TradWife Pageantry in kind. These kinds of statements are purely performative. If you've grown up in these communities, you know that what you say in public (especially on TV) is totally different from what you do at home and behind closed doors.

There's an old joke popular out in Utah. "How do you keep a Mormon from drinking all your beer? Invite over a second Mormon."

When you're first introduced to the culture, its hard to realize that everyone is lying constantly. But the longer you live in the miasma of deceit and bullshittery, the easier it is to recognize that nothing these people say is for anything other than appearances. You should know better than to believe them. They don't really expect you to believe them (and periodically express frustration when you can't catch a fucking hint and play along). And so long as everything you're up to remains sub rosa, nobody wants to check.

No they don't. They don't wonder about anything at all, let alone what women think.

It aint limited to girls, bro beans. Anyone who isnt a fucking idiot hates their guts.

But do all girls hate their guts or are there enough who share the idea for some reason? He has a wife after all

If you care to last longer than 23.4 seconds you might be able to rearrange them in a way they like better.

Y'all Qaeda

Exactly! Ugh, if these miserable, global extremist, sacks of dog shit hate freedom so much, why won't they all just go build a man made floating island somewhere in the middle of the ocean and leave the rest of the world alone, instead of dragging us all into a fucking holy war just to force us to be miserable too?

Answer:

A. They aren't actually capable of creating/building anything on their own, and are completely reliant on exploiting others because they're a bunch of talentless removed.

B. They thrive on the attention/theatrics of it all and need a captive audience.

C. Even if they suddenly woke up to a world where every need was met and everyone was exactly like them, they would be even more miserable nobody was paying attention to them, and still find excuses to go to war with each other.

D. All of the above (it's this)

They have the gay and are constantly running from it.

Fun idea, but in reality while there was some descrepency, more than 50 percent of white women in the US are MAGAts.

I think the descrepency is bigger when you look at younger people, though its actually starting to reverse somewhat.

Y'all-Qaeda

Cuz you know, female orgasm doesn’t exist, it’s lefties' conspiracy against normal male behavior /s

It's amazingly gay, were very happy when we cum together.

Only if her penis is inside you when you cum.

Fellas

Exactamundo!

Curved brim, not straight.

Or an excuse to have sex with her even if she doesn't want to/doesn't like it.

Something about Grindr statistics and RNC conventions...

WTF LOL!!

What kind of bisexual only wants to pleasure their partner once per year?

He gay

Wait till they find out how the elite and powerful view them (and pretty much all of us).

What am I looking at exactly here?

Plato beat him by a few years