"I never thought they'd eat MY face!"
"I never thought they'd eat MY face!"
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I love how the only option in his mind is to not vote in the future. Not trying to find the party that represents him, or vote for the other party that protects his views, but just give up entirely on democracy cause of one issue.
He is a weak person, a weak american, and is one of the problems with this country.
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In fairness. First past the post necessarily leads to a two party state.
I'm sorry, but the only option is to single-mindedly campaign for pretentitial voting.
Voting for another party that protects his views is cute, but totally incompatible with the voting system in place in the US.
*Disclaimer that I feel entitled to comment on US politics as a citizen of the provinces (Australia)
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It's the unironic goal of a two party system. I've got beef with right wing "libertarians" but they're the closest current thing to a viable third party and they don't even enter this chud's thoughts.
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Aww. You mean the conman affected you personally? What kind of vile person hopes that the conman will fuck everyone else except them. Ugh. Fuck this shit
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This guy seems like a real scrotum.
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He should been hurt way more.
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"We are so back..." (wards)
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"Women, back to kitchen"
Lmao, my dad cooks better than my mom, and my mom can't even cook, and she happens to make the most money. Did I grow up in an inverted household?
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Bro seriously! Also cooking for yourself is rewarding in its own right. Like it is literally part of being a complete person. Also guaranteed this fucker would never talk like this IRL.
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you are being oppressed. do not resist us. you will be freed from your oppression.
*I grew up similarly to you
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Worlds best chefs are all men.
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No he isn't. Scrotums are useful.
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He thinks he's going to get a repeal of Loving v. Virginia? Who does he think the vice president is married to?
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The president married an immigrant too, lol.
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Option A: "Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."
Option B: that's how Vance plans to get out of it and go after Charlie Kirk's wife next
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This has got to be a satire account ?
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You could say that about the entire US
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How does he believe these things and yet also choose to sell weed?
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Hemp farmers, back to the unemployment office...
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I will not be voting
Most intelligent Republican lmao
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Well, of course they couldn't try to stop this in the future. Best we can hope for is them to pretend not to support it, briefly. This dipshit will vote republican in perpetuity
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But the thing is he will totally vote in 2028.
He will either have simply forgotten, or the republicans will have fabricated some new crisis by then and he will tell himself "well I have to vote or the democrats will force everyone to be non binary and polyamorous!!!"
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Is that really so bad?
Like, hell
manperson, let's just make a pile.-
I call top of the pile!
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Its win win for the Goofy Old Phuckers. This ignorant(?) fool votes for his golden calf. Gets mad because that calf fucks him up. His solution is to not vote. Not to vote out the people that screwed him over but just not vote. So is it ignorance or stupidity.
I say why not both.
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Notice he's not mad about anything else? This dude loves the GOP, just mad they screwed him over. He'll vote for em again the moment they promise to kill 20 browns, Jews or gays
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Most people have surprisingly short memories. Despite what he says he will likely vote for them again because Fox News or Rogan or whatever will wind him up about something and that will be top of mind.
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Translation: "The government I voted for on the promise of hurting other people ended up hurting me as well so as a consequence I'm going to abstain from any collective decision making for the foreseeable future, that'll show 'em!
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"You voted for this"
Trump literally said that a couple of months after he was inaugurated. It's like they didn't believe him when he was literally telling everyone who he is. Second highest votes a president has ever had in U.S. history.... fucking idiots.
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The crazy thing about this piece of shit, is that he has so much hate for marginalized people, that even though he is actively being fucked by what he voted for, he can't even bring himself to lying and saying that he will vote for the opposing party, and of course in reality will continue to vote for fucking himself because he hopes it fucks the marginalized more.
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They really think they will ever vote again 🤣
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I mean even in Russia they can vote. It's just a meaningless facade.
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They're like sleeper agents.
As soon as a Republican utters the phrase "Democrats are eating babies" they are activated and go to the polls and vote for whoever has an "R" next to their name and then they wake up the next day with no memory of ever going to the polling booth.
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I know you were trying to be sarcastic, but I have a Trumper friend who thinks the dem elites extract adrenochrome from babies. Not sure but I think that means the babies are killed afterwards. It can't seem to ever get ridiculous enough.
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The orange turd could be on the air saying *the libs are eating your babies" while literally having a new born baby placed in front on him on a silver platter, stab the baby in the head, cut off its arm and physically eats the thing ON THE AIR...and the red cult would still fall in line
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These people are racist goldfish. As soon as the GOP dangles keys in his face again he'll believe everything they say.
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"We are so back."
To what, 1929?
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They were trying to get to 1700 something, so they've made some progress, from their point of view. I don't know what all the wailing is about.
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What are the odds that THIS post isn't fake?
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I stopped caring after scrolling for a bit but I can confirm he is definitely having a meltdown and has claimed multiple times he won't be voting
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This Evan person is very special.
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I posted about this guy 4 months ago. Seems like he just wants to keep telling everyone how done he is. I'm sure that'll all change by the next election though.
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claimed multiple times he won’t be voting
He might not vote for the obvious magats, but he'll still vote red and won't ever consider, even for 1 second, to vote Blue.
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I mean, at least nobody is getting a buzz from a gummy anymore. Got to think of what is important.
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I never really even got a buzz; I just use em to sleep through the night (half a 10mg a night). In the past I used to drink to sleep but that's not healthy and didn't really give you rest anyway.
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Lol. Good.
The less money this freak and his family have, the less money they can donate to child rapists and child rapist enablers.
Bonus points for this dipshit admitting he'll not vote instead of voting for anyone other than Republicans.
LOOOOOOOOOOOSER!!!!!!!
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You'll be lucky to be voting, Evan.
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He said he won't be, so accurate either way.
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that's quite a turn to take between February and Dodecember
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360 pivots on a daily basis.
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Why is his shirt off?
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Shirts are woke. How else does anyone listen to Kid Rock?
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Insecurity.
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Thinks he's still on Grindr.
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The leopards will never go hungry for faces with these jackasses around.
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Yeah, chances are high that you will indeed not be voting.
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its always the doucebag with a profile of half nekkid bodies.
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Or in their car wearing sunglasses.
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To be fair, thats true of all governments. People who voted for Trump, thinking he was Bernie... Well, yeah, theyve been walking up sore for a while now.
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Have the day you voted for. :D
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Lolololol
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Ah yes, the fictionalized content where our enemy has learned we're right and they're wrong.
I mean why understand our enemy, when we can echo chamber.
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Not LAMF. He wasn't supporting Trump or the GOP doing anything antagonistic toward hemp re others and not him, the thing he's complaining about affecting him.
"I never thought they'd eat MY face!" makes zero sense here.
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He's cheering on them arbitrarily abusing other people and then acting all surprised when they arbitrarily abuse him and his family.
That's textbook LAMF.
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He's cheering on them arbitrarily abusing other people
- Way too vague for LAMF even if true. The expression isn't "Leopards Negatively Affecting People In Any Way Party". If you went by that, any politician negatively affecting anyone ever would be LAMF. No.
- You're lying about what he was doing, anyway. In reality, he was posting in support of reciprocal tariffs. Completely unrelated.
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Also, republican politician's animosity towards legal weed is well documented and they've all been voting against it wherever they can. The weird libertarian republicans that know they have to kowtow to the party to get elected sometimes weren't against it, but that's a small minority.
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"My side fucked me, so I won't vote for anyone for a couple of years. That'll learn 'em."
Focusing on cannabis since the guy is complaining about his hemp farm.
The Democrats here in Ohio have done fuck all to protect the decriminalized cannabis that we voted in support of by 60% back in 2023 (same with abortion the same day). Republicans immediatly set to work to limit home growth and how much you can buy. Did the Democrats run ads in Ohio about how they were going to protect our right to grow and consume cannabis? Did they talk about how Republicans were going to roll back the provisions we all agreed on? No. They ran ads about how they were going to help Trump hurt trans kids and "secure the border" here in Ohio. The Democrats and Republicans have lost all credibility with everyone that isn't a die-hard supporter of the parties. People stop voting when they feel like neither party cares about their interests.
Yeah, I keep hearing about how useless the dems are. I dunno what you guys can possibly do to fix things over there tbh. So I understand feeling hopeless.
Unfortunately, running ads against all the shitty things that Republicans do would bankrupt someone as wealthy as Bezos. At a certain point, people need to take some personal responsibility in researching and making an informed vote, instead of just relying on who had the most recent snappy attack ad campaign.
The two sides are similar, sure, but one side is hurting much more people than other.
The narrative the two sides are the same elected Trump since many shared this idea and didn’t show up to vote… MAGA for sure will go out and vote
Also what pisses me off enormously is that people (especially in politics) refuse to ever say what they actually think. They will say one thing while knowing full well that they actually mean something completely different. There needs to be more correlation between what people say and what they mean. Especially, i'm sick of parties only trying to get people's attention and not actually having any ideals they believe in themselves.
Yeah Sherrod Brown basically threw the election. Ohio isn't as red as its democrats seem to think
These people have been so brain broken that they will never vote for anyone with a 'D' next to their name.
This person doesn't even need to mention it, it's just a given that he will go right to not voting (which I'll take as a win).
I mean this was the unironic sentiment around here in the months leading up to the 2024 election.
I think you're conflating the RT troll accounts with actual popular opinions... And cause and effect. Even the actual "protest non voters" were upset on behalf of the, you know, active genocide happening to other people.
That is the functional difference between a conservative and basically everyone else after all, the capacity for empathy and understanding that bad things are still bad when they don't happen to you personally.
"Can't blame me for the death of democracy, I don't participate."