I didn't verify the headline.
I didn't verify the headline.
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Establishing that god is ferrous or an electric field feels like it should be a heresy
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What's god going to do to stop me? Get stuck to the fridge?
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oOOooooOOOooo look at god displaying my D- in theology to all the kitchen
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God is in my brain? Omg get him out of there please. I'm not a social person.
Also, does that mean he identifies god as a brain-parasite?
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I think this is how you find out you're God. Or at least should have god-like powers.How good are you at sadism and are you a cunt to your son? Do you often find yourself threatening lives to eternal torture if they don't accept your love and moral superiority while worshipping you for it? Can you do good at the click of a finger but just don't because fuck 'em, that's why?
If none of these things, try worming tablets.
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the other day i said L̶̟̺̂E̵̖͂̚͜͝T̸͇̫̜̈̈́͊͗ ̵͇̻͗T̸͖̻͕͛Ḫ̴̢̰͇̈́͛̀E̸̛͖̕Ȑ̷̡̤̬͎̇̓E̴̢͎̖̣͂͗ ̸̖͇̀͗͝B̴̬̝̀̌͑͠E̵̫̙̲̣͂̍͝ ̴͎̲̑T̸̗͈͙̿̆A̶̤͍̭̰̽̀̃͂C̷̣͈̄̐̐̚Ō̸̝̣͓͗͗̌S̵̜̗̭͜͝ and lo, there were tacos
so on a scale of 1 to God, i feel about a L Ron Hubbard
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Well they say God watches everything you do and think
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Damn, that would make sense....
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If I had known I could make a living just telling blatant falsehoods in an angry way, my life might have turned out a lot differently.
I do enjoy being able to sleep at night, though. So maybe it all worked out for the best.
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IF WE ALL FORM A HAPPY FACE SYNBOL AT THE SOUTH END OF LAKE SUPERIOR THEN THE WORLD WILL IMPROVE.
TIRAMISU KS POISONOUS.
FROGS WILL PERMANENTLY REMOVE YOUR ABILITY TO BECOME AROUSED IF YOU LOOK THEN IN THE EYE ON A THURSDAY EVENING.
MONEY NOW!
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Transgender God Magnets are the new Jewish Space Lasers
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Magnets are tools of the Antifa corporations.
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It’s a shame that doesn’t actually work
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Give this man a nobel prize for figuring out how magnets work
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If I knew how to use magic magnets to remove Christianity from people's heads I would have started doing it long ago
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Do they still need a doctors diagnosis to put this person into a padded cell?
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The actual article https://www.rawstory.com/2015/10/conservative-radio-host-freaks-out-transgender-crowd-will-use-magnets-to-suck-god-from-your-brain/ and a press release for the referenced study https://www.york.ac.uk/news-and-events/news/2015/research/psychologist-brian-magnetic/
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Thank you
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Gotta watch those crowds.
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SHIT BRO LOOK OUT
A GANG OF LINUX KERNEL CONTRIBUTORS ARE APPROACHING YOUR HOUSE
THEY'RE HAULING AN IMPROVISED MRI SCANNER
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Fucking magnets, how do they work?
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Nobody knows what magnets are. Except this guy.
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I went through a powerful magnet phase. Could I just carry one around sucking god from people’s brains? What do I do with god once god has been removed? Are the magnets I have already lousy with god? I don’t think I was given an accurate description of god as a kid or something.
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The onion couldn't write this shit.
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Can God make a magnet so powerful that even he can't overcome it?
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God is all powerful, yet utterly powerless to stop people from being gay and doctors from interfering with his will
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Also, he loves you, but if you don't literally worship him, he will make you burn for eternity.
Sounds like an abusive relationship to me.
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can god make a magnet so gay he wants to fuck it
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He might need one to save him from those iron chariots he can't defeat.
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Just get the magnets wet and they won't work
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Apply holy water to deactivate the magnet
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What is he on and where can I get some?
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Who told them the plan?!
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Trans folks 'know' how magnets work.
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Dont think he has to worry, he has no brain for anything to be sucked out of.
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Y’all can laugh at this, but I tried it and it worked (not even trans).
Thing is, I am now stuck with this homeless god. Anyone has any idea what to do with it? Can I properly recycle it somewhere?
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Yeah just wherever you go recycle batteries, there should be a slot for it.
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When left to rot, god will turn into holy water
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I think this guy heard about the god helmet, which is real, and then the delusion took over.
The helmet apparently causes religious experiences, not remove your ability to have them, but then again this guy is a fucking lunatic so.
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I guess "Nobody knows what magnets are" is a thing now in US.
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I guess the yellow man was speaking on behalf of the average US citizen...
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This is how God rays are made, still think it's worth it?
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TIL god is iron man.
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looks at my spare bag of neodymium magnets 👀
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It's just a lazy coverup. Everyone know they're using 5g to do that.
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Is this how they get parasites out these days? I guess I should get on with the times...
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I only managed a “D” in E&M (why are surface integrals). Do I have to detransition?
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Because there are surfaces. Make everything perfectly uniform, and they vanish.
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I guess what always melted my brain was putting everything in terms of the dr dtheta etc of the surface.
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I'm not even Catholic and I want to send this guy to the Inquisition for heresy
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What a weak god. My patron goddess has survived waves of mass persecution of her most dedicated followers for over a millennium. This guy can't handle a magnet?
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That’s just the iron in their brains moving around.
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You know that sound when the vacuum cleaner picks up some grit and you hear it rattle in the metal tube ...
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don't give me ideas
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At least he doesn't have to worry about it. God can't inhabit his brain because both are non-existent.
Our society is not that different from the 15th century.
We are just apes with pants
We're apes forced to wear pants because of arbitrary rules.
Speak for yourself. I'm naked.
Transvestigations are the new witch hunts