He hit him in the cankles
He hit him in the cankles
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As much as I don’t like Newsom, the Shitposting is fun
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That’s what makes him so dangerous. Plenty of people like the policies Trump is imposing but are embarrassed of Trump. Newsom will get them. He’s trying to be sane Trump.
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Absolutely unhinged take
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Are you daft?
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The cankles are low hanging fruit, but, we need to normalize more slap back.
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Man, with cankles that size they’ll be slapping against one another with each pedo-step he takes.
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Cankles like that aren’t flabby. They’re tight and spongy with serous fluid, like what you find in a blister. In extreme cases that fluid does form blisters and can weep puddles onto the floor.
This is not a healthy man.
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At this point I get way more "good cop/bad cop" than I perceived any actual resistance
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Yea, its just "banter". Newsome could say he will run for president and have ICE (and those that enabled ICE) arrested as an executive order day one. He could say as president he would do a capital levy of 50% on every billionaire as an executive order.
Instead we get stupid insults.
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I'll never vote for Newsome. That rat fuck is trying to dress up the same old neolib bullshit in demsoc language and I refuse to fall for it.
Everyone who talks positively about him sounds exactly like trump supporters circa 2015. They don't realize left wing populist is still a populist. The only difference is that he'll whisper sweet nothings into your ear while he fucks you instead of blasting truth social rants while he fucks you.
"Blue no matter who" only helps the populist, I just won't vote if they push another bad candidate. I voted for Hillary and Kamala and now I'm fucking done with holding my nose.
I'm so sick of being told I'm the one who has to compromise on values just to fucking lose anyway.
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Instead we get stupid insults.
I don't understand how Democrat leaning Americans don't get it. This is the ONLY way you're going to be able to beat Republicans now, if you're going to with tax the billionaires and whatever the fuck you will lose again and again. The fight is no longer an honourable one, you'll either get dirty for whatever principles you can salvage or you'll die.
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He forgot the "thank you for your attention in this matter"
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Perfect. Trump gonna need some ketchup for these harsh browns (he'll only throw it at the walls, I know)
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lol pedo Antoinette is going to be really mad if someone reads this to him
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You mean prints it out and gives it to him.
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Cankles works on double digit IQ dipshits like Trump. Keep it up Newscum!
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California should secede.
It would immediately bankrupt the US. All those mags loving red states are barely able to survive without money flowing in from blue states, and California is not only its largest economy, it's one of the largest economies in the world. California moves away and good luck for those red states getting money to feed their rich.
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California can't secede without some kind of violent escalation, or a constitutional amendment to allow secession which won't happen. The high GDP is dependent on trade with the rest of the US, it's not isolated and sustainable on its own. California imports more of it's power than any other state, over 20% now (though this is going down).
California is the key to US western ports and access to the Pacific. The federal government and US military will absolutely never allow that to go away, which means secession is not possible without all out war. California loses a war with the rest of the US no question. California isn't exactly unified, and has more registered conservatives than the entire population of Kentucky. They have a strong liberal majority just about everywhere, but no shortage of conservative who aren't going to quietly allow a secession.
They doesn't exactly have a bright future when it comes to climate change and access to clean water, and they'll need support from the rest of the US as droughts, wildfires and unsustainable depletion of groundwater continues. You want to be on the team that has control of the great lakes region as climate change worsens.
I don't think you meant it that seriously, but it's fun to think through these things for me.
Let's all be friends and not spread civil war rhetoric (:
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Thanks for a more in-depth view!
I get the point but my argument is mostly about how all these red states can barely make enough money to feed their own people and depend on money coming in from blue states, but always removed and moan about how California should be more like them.
They fully support the US government blocking money to California but they're happy to take it's money. The hypocrisy is just eye rolling.
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I saw something where Kentucky takes a lot of federal money, yet they vote red all the time
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"I love the poorly educated"
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They could join Canada. Year round fruit. Yay.
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I am here for this. So many Canadians in the entertainment industry relocate to Cali. Hell, it was even what drew the NHL into southern expansion. If Gretzky had never been traded to Los Angeles, I am betting that the NHL would be confined to Canada and the northern US (places that actually get snow, goddammit!) to this day.
Edit: I know that mountainous regions in even tropical countries get snow, but the culture of hockey/winter sports in general doesn't exist in warm-weather locales for a pretty obvious reason - people don't experience cold winter weather there.
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Yayy everyone worship our new Neoliberal darling!
Watch as he is painted to be the only hope of a dying country despite being controlled opposition.
The DNC needs to die
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"Democrats need to grow a spine and start openly criticizing Trump"
"No, not that one!"
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Always screaming, "Do something! I'm sitting here very unhappy!!!"
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What?
They needed to keep the government shut down until they extracted something of value for the American people you fucking idiot.
It's not hard to understand how the dems folding like tissue paper when their voters told them NOT TO was a stupid move.
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not disagreeing but I’d rather the gop dies first. I’m no newsome fan but it would make OUR jobs so much easier to fight against his neoliberal shit takes than these all out fascist ones.
The dems are awful, but Biden dropping out does at least show that with enough pressure, they will respond (or cave, I mean it’s in their nature). This administration only cares about themselves, they see the rest of us as their peasants.
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I don't think one can exist without the other. They depend on each other to maintain power.
If there was a people's party that actually forced the rich to make concessions, there wouldn't be a contest.
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No you don’t understand, you see putting Democrats in power - the one immediate useful thing we can do to stop obvious in-the-street-and-in-our-face fascism - is bad.
I mean, AOC might be okay for a few minutes, but that’s about it.
What are you, the bourgeoise!!?
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bringing back crusty old memes -
This here is an example of good being the enemy of perfect.
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No, it's an example of us having been on this ride before so we recognize the setup. It's going to be yet another round of "now isn't the time for progressives" even though anything else is just slower fascism.
A Newsom presidency would be better than Republicans, sure, but it's going to continue the slide into fascism just like every neoliberal power grab does. We don't need perfect, but a neoliberal doesn't count as good.
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Isn't it the other way around. Perfect being the enemy of good?
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Is there somewhere we can go that isn't invaded by sycophantic corpo-Dem bootlickers? I'm really tired of them acting like everything is fine as long as they vote D and demonize any opposing opinion.
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This here is an example of good being the enemy of perfect.
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If his cankles are only 4th in size, who have the 3 fatter cankles? 🤔
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Gina Rinehart is definitely top three.
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Let's get you to bed grandpa
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He's right. Still would be a terrible choice for president. Stop falling for literally the same schtick we name fun of Republicans for.
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What, you want stats and policy papers? You know they have them, right - as opposed to the GQP. Check out their 2020 party platform for some serious political vision.
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I'm not sure why saying newsom, who's an autocratic dirtbag himself is bad means Republicans aren't also very fucking bad. As if somehow people have already decided that that piece of shit has already been crowned the Dem nominee before he's even declared his run, and that the only choices are between him and a Republican...
This binary thinking is another thing we make fun of Republicans for.
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Newsom is part of the Zionist club. Its just banter
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Independent axis go brrr.
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More people need to start acting petulant and childish with Trump. It's the only language he understands.
Trump is a narcissist. There is no language he "understands" other than ass-kissing and getting his way.
Yeah but openly mocking him gets under his skin, and while he's rage posting about getting his feefees hurt that's less time for him to be doing anything else. It's like those guys who waste the time of scam callers.
Narcissists very much understand mocking. They're deeply insecure and it's basically the worst thing you can do to them.
Sad but true
Pretty narcissistic of you to decide mental health diagnoses are for your personal use as insults.