The Confederacy (or whatever)
The Confederacy (or whatever)
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That there is a 5th generation dildo farmer. His pappy's pappy's pappy's pappy's pappy started farming dildos after the civil war. Because he couldn't have slave labour, he had to farm those dildos himself.
It's hard work dildo farming, having to squat and anally pickup each dildo before the invention of the combine harvester. His family prospered thanks to a strong work ethic and an unrelenting desire to shove dildos up his ass.
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His arms are incredibly uneven, I can tell you with near-prophetic clarity which hand this man jorks it with. What an embarrassing revelation for this dildo enthusiast
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Charger!
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"you jerk with your left hand" wow, such embarassing. What will the neighbors think??
Honestly I'd need to see them in the same position anyway. Angles can be wildly deceiving for arms.
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I know, right? I’ve messaged his boss on LinkedIn to tell him and we’ve bonded over the whole mortifying ordeal. I’m pretty sure his boss jerks it with his right. Soon I’ll have reached the top of his organization, and then the world. Society’s thirst for masturbation gossip is nearly unquenchable, but my reservoir runneth over
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What are you talking about, what's a dildo? That's mom's figurine collection, she likes them very much and plays with them all the time.
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Based on that neck, I'd say his masturbatory habits are predominantly oral.
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Whoa, you can’t just sling hard Rs and Fs like that. What the hell, man? (They deleted their comment before I saw it and this is 100% a joke at their expense, I have no clue what they actually wrote. Lemmy should probably remove comments, rather than swapping the contents of the comment for “deleted by creator”)
Edit: or disable replies on deleted comments. It’s pretty easy to mess with people, as things currently are
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The South Rides Dick Again!
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I want to believe this is fake, but I know people like this exist...
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I love the meme butt there is a white line around the top shelf dildo that implies a photo edit.
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Ahh that's why he's still supporting Trump. He likes getting fucked in the ass., but doesn't want to be called "gay". Poor little snowflake.
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The "Superior" Race here folks. Peak humanity.
(/s if not obvious)
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What you don’t think he’s peak?
That there is a five-star man.
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When he peaks, all of Philadelphia is going to feel it.
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Skinny arms, skinny torso... neck thicker than his head. By anatomical proportionality, he might be the most redneck to ever exist.
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Everyone needs a hobby.
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Loser with a loser flag.
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something something the dildos IS the southern agression :^]
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Those are the arms of a malnourished meth addict.
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So a regular meth addict
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Even though the dildos are photoshopped this captures a greater truth: its just a different type of gooning.
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If that's the selection of dildos in the South, we need to wall those people off. We have superior toys in the North. No wonder southerners are so unhappy all the time with their inferior dildos.
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We don't like your kind around here (hetero)
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This isn't even his final form.
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Known fact: Northerners LOVE dildoes.
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fr I find attractive rednecks who likes their prostate to be obliterated
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What exactly in the hell have I stumbled into here
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AI pic 🤣
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Looks more like bad gimp
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Right? He's not even in his suit!
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So glad I wasn't born there. Keep outing yourself, stalker. Godric must be your alt.
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Please take your schizophrenia medication, lol. You are the one who has been following me around from post to post commenting on all of my stuff.
PS: Who is Godric?
Edit: Nevermind. I see that you are just a sock puppet who enjoys posting negativity on a bunch of submissions. Carry on. Have fun!
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I'm not in your walls
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This is pretty funny, but you can clearly see where the dildo rack has been photoshopped in.
There's no way this guy could afford that many high quality dildos
The guy also doesn't have the muscle mass to operate a dildo.
Anytime the pics are blurry I get skeptical.
If you take out the rack I think....i think it makes it worse.
What, is the rack covering a lolicon manga collection?
A nicer dildo rack was photoshopped in to cover the trash dildo rack that was there before. The dildos are OG