NSA Orders Employees to Spy “With Dignity and Respect”
NSA Orders Employees to Spy “With Dignity and Respect”
A rights advocate said, “This is like the CIA putting out a statement saying that going forward they’ll only waterboard people with dignity and respect.”

NSA Orders Employees to Spy “With Dignity and Respect”::In a new directive, the head of the notoriously invasive NSA ordered employees to spy on the world with “with dignity and respect”
Pissnpink @feddit.uk This has the same energy as the beatings will continue until morale improves
35 0 ReplyFantomas @lemmy.world - spies gently
24 0 ReplyEager Eagle @lemmy.world
Fucking finally. I was getting really concerned of all the undignified and disrespectful spying around here.
21 0 ReplyChadus_Maximus @lemm.ee Spies (respectfully).
19 0 ReplyFartsWithAnAccent @lemmy.world
lmao
I miss the 4th amendment... :(
17 0 ReplyLeadSoldier @lemmy.world It died with "drug dogs." I am currently fighting the department of veterans affairs federal police because they bypass the 4th amendment with a drug dog. They found nothing because I don't do drugs, but the fake dog hits need to stop.
22 1 ReplyP03 Locke @lemmy.dbzer0.com
Continue fighting it. Much precedent has been set in the Supreme Court over drug dogs:
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sebinspace @lemmy.world The fuck does that even mean?
“Crash the car without inflicting damage”
15 0 Replyyogurt @lemmy.world "Please cut back on the racial slurs."
3 0 Replytrachemys @lemmy.world I guess they watched Red Sparrow and thought that was going too far.
2 0 ReplyRapidcreek @reddthat.com ITS one of those periodic reminders that management sends out about workplace rules. Big deal.
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xc2215x @lemmy.world How does one spy with respect exactly ?
14 0 ReplyBz2486 @lemmy.world Nottheonion
12 0 ReplyJimbo @yiffit.net
How laughable
13 1 ReplyFranzia @lemmy.blahaj.zone I respect your 4th amendment right to privacy, and choose not to browse the folder on your desktop called "Not Porn"...
... but that porn in your downloads is not for your eyes only if you know what I mean
🕵️♀️
4 0 ReplyHeartSpoken @lemmy.world
great idea. an email with that verbiage is a surefire way to straighten everyone up.
5 1 ReplyFrostyCaveman @lemm.ee Oh fuck off
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