Magnet rule
Magnet rule
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My gods are nonferrous, but I very much like to buy this trans magnet how much?
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My gods are nonferrous
New English sentence unlocked
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New 40k character just dropped Ferrus Deum.
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I used to have a lot of less visible piercings, but I had a persistent intrusive thought about being rushed to an MRI while unconscious that I couldn’t get past. Implanting magnets in your body is insane.
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A woman's son was given an order for an MRI because of some heart problems. He was very nervous about it, but he didn't want to tell his mom why.
His parents were divorced. Turns out, when he was staying with his father years ago and came home with a black eye, it wasn't caused the way he described. He and his friends were playing with a BB gun, and he got shot in the eye, and the BB was still in there under the skin. His father made him promise not to tell his mother.
They put a magnet up to it, and it was attracted to the magnet. They had to get it removed so they could get the MRI.
The chef's kiss to the story:
As a child, his mother had lost an eye after being shot with a BB gun.
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hope she never needs an MRI scan
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She can't date anyone with tongue piercings
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Or maybe she should lol, who doesn't like getting head?
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I’ve seen them do it.
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2015, huh. He was ahead of his time.
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Yeah, this guy could be some sort of maga caricature. He's got it all. Religious, transphobic (and probably general bigot), conspiracy theorist, pulling absolutely wild nonsense from his asshole and treating it like fact, should probably be considered a symptom of a mental health pandemic.
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So their god has some kinda electromagnetic properties? Is that why iron chariots are his weakness?
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That's why he banned golden idols, he knew they were immune to his one weakness.
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I wish it were that easy.
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Saaame.
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Sesame!
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just make sure you get the right polarity or you might end up putting more god into them
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Who snitched?
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God is a magnetic metal invading your brain. That sounds brutal as fuck. Or very sci-fi
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Just wait for a few generations of brain implants down the line. Then you will believe what you are programmed to believe. Opposition will be literally unthinkable.
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the big question is what are they doing with all the God? do they keep it in a cage somewhere?
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Kinky
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Me and who
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I'm all for sucking someone's brains out, but I've never tried it with a magnet
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Just pour water on the magnets. ➡️ No more magnets. Checkmate, atheists.
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If only it was that easy 🙄
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Yo can I get some of them magnets? I know some folks who could do with a lil less Jesus.
There's no hate like Christian love
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Yall motherfuckers need magnets.
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Call me Magneto
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All about magnets today I see
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Removed by Moderator — Modlog
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don't let that kind of garbage slide into "respectable" discourse.
I feel that already happened, sadly. This is from a 2015 article. Would've been around the time that people thought the idea of Trump winning the first time around was a joke.
The inmates are running the asylum now. NOFX's 'The Idiots are Taking Over' plays regularly in my head these days, no joke, when looking at headlines and comments on social media and the general state of it all.
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I see my magnet beam has been making waves today.
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God can be defeated by a magnet?
What a weak God they have.
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Mmmmm the invisible laws of attraction have been making headlines i see. If a person knows another is -however- wrong....why keep reacting? Are you them? If you have time to complain you have time to move the hell up and on on yes?
Creating atheism all around me