Pressure grows to release 15 penguins 'trapped in basement without sunlight or fresh air'

Cybersteel @lemmy.world 15h ago
I'd be willing to sacrifice a million of you humans if it means one of those penguins made it out safely.
- credo @lemmy.world 10h ago
  What do you mean you humans?
  
  FridaySteve @lemmy.world 10h ago
  "not me of course"
MrTomS @lemmy.world 20h ago
Probably a mistake to name them The Epstein Files
blinfabian @feddit.nl 9h ago
gentoo penguins
dude we're talking about a linux distro being released here
icelimit @lemmy.ml 12h ago

That ad though: "Finnish and Norwegians can apply for American citizenship!" i have no words
JayFonduh @lemmy.org 19h ago
Would it cost that much to replace these real penguins with robot penguins? Or even 3D projected penguins? Maybe even a rotating weekly gallery of different artifical penguin.....things
- frongt @lemmy.zip 18h ago
  A lot.
  Animatronic penguins? An absurd amount. But any video replacement would involve rehoming the penguins, which is expensive. Even more so if they're not habituated.
  
  JayFonduh @lemmy.org 18h ago
  Only EngLAnD would keep themselves in this looney ass wacky predicament. I bet those single slice loving penguins are behind this.
ᓚᘏᗢ @piefed.social 6h ago
If you think this is bad, just wait till you see how the animals you eat are kept. Or is it different when it's billions of chickens instead of 15 penguins?
galacticwaffle @lemmings.world 20h ago
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