I dismissed it for so long, but now...
I dismissed it for so long, but now...
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Duh. If there's nobody to change their batteries of course you're not gonna see them.
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Man, you'd think the government would upgrade to Li-Ion Batteries with proper Induction Charging Stations, but apparently they don't value population surveillance enough to cough up the budget for that. Typical 🙄
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No terrorist attacks, "moon landings," or global pandemics either. Think about it.
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The illuminati lizardpeople are furloughed for the duration of the shutdown
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Knew it.
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Pidgeons. Geese. I haven't seen a raven, or owl, or most song birds.
It's almost like... They aren't real 👀
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Or won't be, soon enough.
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There's also bird flu, and the U.S. government wasn't really doing a great job of keeping track of that even before the shut down. I guess we'll find out for sure eventually, but it just depends on which happens first. Government reopens, birds migrate north in the spring, or we all start spreading/contacting bird flu, and nobody will tell us why we're suddenly not seeing as many people outside either.
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Because of the lack of funds, they cant spy. HF, reading news paper did give me some knowledge.
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The micro-hydrogen Avifuel Cells™ they run on are super expensive.
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There's definitely a spot I walk by that is crawling with pigeons that get fed daily for squab farming.
But I get the joke.
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I have seen geese, but they're Canadian geese.
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Government drones gone rogue
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No I think the Canadian government is taking advantage of the situation. I mean, where do you think Canadian geese are manufactured?
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South we fly, motha’ fucker
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fuck me i live in Manhattan and haven't seen any pigeons in weeks. what the fuck
Its winter they have flown south.
"They flew south. It's nothing to worry about."
without air traffic controllers?
they are going to florida, or lousiania. i know they stay all year round in more milder climates.
pigeons knows whats about, no food on the floor, because no one is buying anymore. so all went somewhere else.
Amazing how bad many people seem to be at eating.
was in chicago all weekend, saw hella pigeons
update: saw some pigeons
I haven't been leaving my apartment much the past few weeks to be fair
nah mate, they read your comment and made sure to get some over to you