She knows how to UUUSE them🧙🏻♂️🎸
She knows how to UUUSE them🧙🏻♂️🎸
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I want a girl with a short skirt and a LOOOOOOONG skirt underneath it so I cant see her ankles.
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Nana nana nana
Nana nana na na.-
Bat-man!
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This is hilarious
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Ooh, she's a killing machine
She got everything
Like a moving mouth
Body control and everything
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She's got curves in all the right places
And thank the Lord for that, imagine being elbowless
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tbf, country music is still very much like: "sundress. also she has hair and is drinking"
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Cold jeans. It's a fucking scarecrow again
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She knows how to UUUSE them
Alright, picky ablist mf
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Also
knows how to choose them
Like us adhd sufferers don't get it rubbed in our face on a daily basis.
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"She was leggy. Legs for days. Too many legs, in fact. She resembled something akin to a millipede. She may have, in fact, not even been human."
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9/10, would.
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You're just my type. You have a pulse and you are breathing.
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Yup, my thought too. Saint Motel is the least picky
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Whatever you do don't go back to the 50s because every song is about teenage girls.
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same with the 80s.
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Ted Nugent the great American Patriot was definitely not singing about being a Pedo in his song "Jailbait"
I mean just look at these lyrics. Nothing to see here:
Well, I don't care if you're just thirteen You look too good to be true I just know that you're probably clean There's one little think I got do to you
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I mean that's basically what hair metal was all about so I suppose.
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Hard to be picky when men have forgotten what drives every girl crazy.
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You're just making a solid ZZ top reference and some troglodyte down voted you. Sigh.
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Shania Twain still wont be impressed.
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Pocket full of change.
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You know in that Shania Twain song she doesnt care if you're good looking, smart or have a car. So you can be a dumb ugly fuck who takes the bus if you're loaded.
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If driving fast cars you like, or low bars you like
If old hymns you like, or bare limbs you like
If Mae West you like, or me undressed you like
Well, nobody will oppose!
- Cole Porter (1934)
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Men were definitely less picky before, the paradise city was just a city with pretty girls and green grass.
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Well you gotta admit a place with bluegrass isn't paradise... It's probably Kentucky!
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Apparently the original lyric was "girls are fat and they've got big titties," but the rest of the band wanted to change it.
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“My darling’s still got all her teeth…”
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Back in my time body heat was an extra.
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At first I thought this was a red meridian nod, then I parsed it with your comment. Life is a little less magical now.
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As it should be my friend. As it should be. 🫱
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To be fair, she did know how to use them
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I mean that's basically what I'm currently looking for in a woman
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*legs optional.
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I mean, I've met plenty of women with legs, but fairly few who know how to use them.
On a potentially funnier note: I'm pretty sure I did actually date 'Rosie' from 'Whole Lotta Rosie'... pretty damn close to the exact measurements in the song.
Unfortunately, she did not know how to use her legs, in the ZZ Top sense.
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Well, Rosie at least definitely knew how to choose them.
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... being basically a male, bi, twink/twunk switch has been... interesting, in both good and bad ways, lol.
I've experienced a wide range of uh, people, things... and its always funny to me how many people just think everyone acts by more or less the same rules as them and their ... usually straight, very vanilla partners do, in the bedroom.
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🎶Yeah, you, you're just my type
🎶Oh, you got a pulse and you are breathing
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Evolution of hiphop:
1970: “The revolution will not be televised”
1979: “He can't satisfy you with his little worm, but I can bust you out with my super sperm”
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Amputee fetishists be like: "🎵She doesn't got legs!🎵"
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Inextricably linked to "Lift Me Up" for me
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All I'm asking is that she has lungs and is able to use them
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Like Florence Welch or more in a not a zombie capacity?
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There are still plenty of guys who swipe right on every single profile!
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Sheer Energy legs.
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ableism
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“Well, daughter, haven’t I taught you to forgive and to forget? So, your father sowed his oats, oh still you should not fret. Your father may be the cause of all the boys in town, but still….. He’s not the one who sired you so marry who you will.”
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I can't even imagine what it must have been like before they had legs
Whole place was crawling with pussy.
I'm visualizing vagina lips moving like little legs.
Whole place was crawling pussy.*
"She's got cilia"