Man digging a swimming pool in his garden in France discovers gold worth $800,000
The man informed the local authorities after he made the discovery, and they allowed him to keep the gold.
The fact we know about this means he fucked up.
You win the lottery?
Shut
The
Fuck
Up
Isn't that a terrible idea?
When finding huge sums of cash/gold whatever, isn't it illegal in most places to not report it?
So best case scenario is that you find it and no one else is looking for it and you carefully use it over years as to not raise a falg for your local tax agency or bank.
Worst case scenario is that you found something stolen and eventually the police finds you and you get caught up in a much worse crime?
Talk to a lawyer.
Don’t tell your friends, or the papers, or anyone you don’t need to.
Once when I moved into another flat, I found an old typewriter in a dark corner. I still keep the thing. Next year it gets 100 years old.
Congratulations, next year it becomes self aware!
Blimey. I was expecting it to be stolen but they say the bars had unique numbers, so it seems its owner buried it and then someone sold the property without realising what it contained.
Too bad he didn't find a frozen caveman.
then we coulda wheezed some juUICEEEE
Buuuudy
Don't wheeze the ju-uice!
(After he learns to communicate in a modern language)
"So, have humans gotten any better yet?"
is shown the news
"Re-freeze me. Now."
frozen frenchman
man I wish
He can use the gold to pay for the pool. Bold financing plan.
$800000 worth of gold is only 200 oz rn
That's a great ad for anyone selling pools.
