Google plans secret AI military outpost on tiny island overrun by crabs (Ars Technica)
Tech giant denies building secret AI data center, says focus is subsea infrastructure.
Overrun? They were there first.
You're data centers are the ones overrunning it
TBF I think "overrun" refers to the crabs' annual migration, but I also find the phrasing a little off.
God hates humanity.
I hope this leads to crab people
Get a load of this guy! Doesn't know about the crab people!
Thanks I haven’t had time to watch this since Cheney died 🦀🦀🦀
I love a good crab roll
Why did they put such tremendous effort and then give all the crabs 8 legs though...
Because that’s how many legs crabs have…
They actually have ten, but I’m guessing you’re not counting their claws.
https://www.mainelobsternow.com/blogs/resources/the-anatomy-of-a-crab
well they didn't do a very good job of keeping it secret, did they?
Team Crab FTW. Go get em boys!
CRAB BATTLE
Will carcinisation play out with ai? I sure hope so.
Carcinisation?
Fixed thanks
This is where the sleepless come from. https://coppermind.net/wiki/Sleepless
I would never have believed Google planned on taking over the world with AI crabs until they said this. "We are not constructing ‘a large artificial intelligence data centre’ on Christmas Island,”
The crab video is really marvelous. I love the absolute clear frustration of the crab "ARGH NO DON'T TURN ME UPSIDE DOWN I HAVE EGGS TO LOOK AFTER YOU MORON"
Crossing my fingers for our crab AI overlords.
Sucks to be the guy assigned to that office, especially with RTO
I'm down for island living and all you can eat crabs.
Yeah but then you have to work for a Google subcontractor
Fuck our military are morons.
So thaaat's the island that SeaQuest DSV traveled to 225 (maybe 218 now) years into the future to find out there were two teens on an island battling it out with video games...