JD Vance Seems to Think His Wife Is Going to Hell

She married JD Vance, so I'm gonna have to agree with him on this one.

Seriously, how can she touch him?

I have it on my Bingo card that he will dump her in the post-Trump power struggle in order to improve his standing with the MAGA base. Maybe pick Erika Kirk instead. That would be a MAGA dream team …

Are people surprised by this? Christians think anyone that knows if jesus but doesn't believe is going to hell.

But what about JD not listening to the Bible?

A Christian considering marriage has some clear guidance in 2 Corinthians 6:14, which says, “Do not be yoked together with unbelievers. For what partnership has righteousness with lawlessness? Or what fellowship has light with darkness?”

In far-right group chats and forums, they adore Vance — but they can’t stand that he’s married to a brown woman.

Vance is deeply online; he’s fully aware that his family stands in the way of his dream to become MAGA’s chosen heir.

This is the same man who once called Trump an “American Hitler,” only to later accept the role of his vice president.

To me, this statement makes one thing clear: he’s setting the stage to divorce his wife and abandon his children, all under the convenient guise of religious conviction.

Oh he thinks SHE is the bad one in the relationship? Anyone want to tell him?

Calling it.

Before his run for presidency he'll end up with Neck Hole's widow to try to increase his chances.

naturally. she married a couchfucking hellspawn.

You're right, JD, your true wife awaits you in heaven.

He is just laying the groundwork to get rid of current wife and start bonking Kirk’s wife. I give it 2 months.

Once again a MAGAt tries to make the distinction between legal and illegal immigration (claiming his wife is one of the good ones). Ignoring the fact that the US immigration system is designed to make that distinction extremely vague (to get cheap laborers without rights). While their rhetoric always, always makes it sound like "immigrant" and "illegal" are synonyms. And ICE does not seem to make that distinction either.

James Donald Bowman is the spawn of an abusive addict and he's traded in for cycling for another abusive cunt named Donald.

I'll forget do my best to remind everyone of his true name.

She's a pick me. That's why.

He wants her to be Christian.

Like, for a vacation? Where's Hell? Is it warm? There's a hurricane causing some splashes at some warm places right now, so best to read the travel advisories first

No worries vance. Ill take good care of her.

Vance is probably an atheist just like his wife. The "conversion" was a cynical performative move to appease the Christian whackjobs. And he was tone-deaf enough to become a Catholic. The fundies are temporary allies, but historically, they're more comfortable burning Catholics alive then befriending them.

And Vance is so arrogant that, soon after his conversion, he was lecturing the Pope on empathy. What a fucking skidmark. The Pope was so impressed that he died rather than having to deal with Vance again.

What this all tells me is that Vance is completely motivated by lust for power, and has no ideology that he actually believes. He'll say or do anything. If Trump drops dead, I wouldn't put it past him to pose as a great reformer. It doesn't matter to Vance where the bus is going, as long as he's the one driving.